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bookbinder

Wedding.

I'm going to a wedding on Friday. I'll be Best Man. Well, that's my opinion, anyway....
16:55 Tue 23rd Jul 20191 answer, last by marval 16:59 Tue 23rd Jul 2019
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bainbrig

Drink? Lose A Leg.

I was an alcoholic for over 20 years, and finally climbed out of the bottle on 6th December 2002. (True alkies ALWAYS know precisely when they had their last drink!) I’d tried many times over the...
07:57 Tue 23rd Jul 201958 answers, last by nailit 17:12 Wed 24th Jul 2019
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Canary42

Culled From Facebook, Which Amused Me. Try It Out.

Honest answers please. If somebody broke into your house right now, what would they find on the top of the fridge ?...
14:24 Tue 23rd Jul 201940 answers, last by LadyCG 09:53 Wed 24th Jul 2019
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phleb

My Mum's Stopped Eating Properly

She's diabetic, has ckd3, asthma, heart failure and previously bleeding ulcer, always constipated. Are there any meal replacement supplements I can get for her. I. E frusemide etc but for diabetics. X...
16:02 Sun 21st Jul 201922 answers, last by phleb 22:54 Tue 05th Nov 2019
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maggiebee

Tee Hee

As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn’t afford a dog. I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting! I’m learning the hokey cokey. Not all of it. But – I’ve got the...
20:40 Mon 22nd Jul 20196 answers, last by spathiphyllum 22:09 Mon 22nd Jul 2019
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Caran

Lidl

Our Lidl was closed for two months for refurbishment. They have extended by about 25%. I don't like it. They have changed where everything is and I am wandering about like a headless chicken. There is...
22:03 Sat 20th Jul 201965 answers, last by marval 21:30 Mon 22nd Jul 2019
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maggiebee

Warning

"WARNING TO VISITORS TO SCOTLAND" We have been asked by the SHPS ( Scottish Haggis Protection Society) to warn people about the dangers of Haggis Laying Season. The months of July and August are when...
19:48 Mon 22nd Jul 201917 answers, last by DTCwordfan 06:21 Tue 23rd Jul 2019
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pastafreak

I Almost Cried Laughing

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/mtmTI0Z So CUTE!...
10:49 Mon 22nd Jul 20199 answers, last by tiggerblue10 18:12 Mon 22nd Jul 2019
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jim360

The Most Important Story Of The Week

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-49060280 So relieved to hear that all the puppies have been saved, and that potentially the culprit(s) has/have been caught and identified....
12:29 Sun 21st Jul 201921 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 23:12 Mon 22nd Jul 2019
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Patsy33

My First Job.

One of my first jobs, was drilling holes for water. It was well boring......
15:18 Sun 21st Jul 201933 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:13 Sun 21st Jul 2019
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albaqwerty

To The Lowlife Who Stole My Specs

Be afraid, be very afraid. I have contacts...
21:22 Sat 20th Jul 20197 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:29 Sun 21st Jul 2019
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Calicogirl

Two Cowboys...

Two cowboys were lost in Death Valley, close to dying from starvation. Suddenly in the distance they spot a tree draped with succulent bacon. 'Look!' says the first cowboy ' It's a Bacon Tree, we're...
18:10 Sat 20th Jul 201916 answers, last by Patsy33 13:54 Sun 21st Jul 2019
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Bobbisox1

Are You A Republican Or A Royalist?

I'm a true Royalist but only for those that work ,I.e Her Majesty at 93 does an amazing job and the only foot wrong was her misjudging the mood of the country ( Dianagate) The old Duke was never...
09:51 Fri 19th Jul 201971 answers, last by steg 06:05 Sun 21st Jul 2019
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Bobbisox1

Weather Report

It's monsoon raining here, what's yours like where you are ?
10:26 Sat 20th Jul 201941 answers, last by pastafreak 17:28 Sat 20th Jul 2019
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Spicerack

Chinese Junkie

So, I bumped into this Chinese junkie yesterday. He said 'Have you seen my cocaine'? 'Sure' I said 'as a matter of fact Zulu is one of my favourite films'....
13:57 Sat 20th Jul 20194 answers, last by Bazile 11:40 Sun 21st Jul 2019
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Patsy33

Warning!

WARNING! To the person who stole my glasses. I will find you. I have contacts......
13:02 Sat 20th Jul 20192 answers, last by Spicerack 13:52 Sat 20th Jul 2019
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murraymints

Happy Birthday Queenofmean

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ0N3TIYuwo Many many happies Queenie xx...
07:48 Sat 20th Jul 201937 answers, last by Arksided 21:56 Sat 20th Jul 2019
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chrissa1

The Twins.

Just thought I’d give a little update on Ava and Evelyn. They’re now 7 weeks old today and are thriving. Both of them are succumbing to colic though and are on Baby Gaviscon and Colic milk....
21:49 Fri 19th Jul 201923 answers, last by choux 18:40 Sat 20th Jul 2019
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Canary42

Six Of The Best: Riba Announce The Stirling Prize Shortlist

1. The Macallan Distillery and Visitor Experience, Aberlour 2. Nevill Holt Opera, Market Harborough 3. Goldsmith Street social housing, Norwich 4. London Bridge Station 5. Cork House, Berkshire 6. The...
15:41 Fri 19th Jul 201912 answers, last by Maydup 21:28 Sat 20th Jul 2019
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Calicogirl

Massive Mistake Or Harmless Indulgence?

How do we feel about this little girl's extravagant Prom night. I'm all for treating your kids and even spoiling them a bit but I wonder if this sets people up for unrealistic expectations later on,...
18:17 Fri 19th Jul 2019111 answers, last by teacake44 14:12 Sat 20th Jul 2019

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