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Ooh! Six This Week!

. . . and I would have scored 7 if I'd not changed my mind about the ship just as I was going to click on an answer. Mind you, I reckon that the quiz is exceptionally easy this week. Do you agree?...

pumpjack

thinking of buying a home, then ill be rent / mortgage free rest of my life, when im in the box my daughter will get it and that will get her a good start in life. home is approx 80k needs bit work...

Smowball

Faulty Plane - So So Unlucky!

Teen Smow is at airport with his two best friends, actually sat in plane on runway, ready to take off for their first ever ‘boys’ weekend abroad, when pilot suddenly has just announced that there...

Mamyalynne

♪ Happy Birthday Lie-In King ♪

Hope you have a great day - purrrrr ♥ https://tinyurl.com/y56p6mn2...

SparklyKid

Happy Thursday, Thanks Lotto.

After switching banks, updated new details, Ebay ,paypal etc also Lottery. Decided to try Lotto, first time after about two years. Bought five tickets, thought I had done it wrong, bought another...

banker_frank

Toast Toppers?

Favorite toast toppers? Peanut butter & Grape jelly (bramble when in the UK) Melted cheese and Franks hot sauce...

Jordyboy9

Happy Birthday To Me

It’s my birthday today 82 years young,someone else on here shared a birthday with me,can’t remember began with aV no can’t remember....

Patsy33

Dance Floor

I was so drunk last night, I walked across the dance floor to get another drink, and won the best dance competition...

pumpjack

Bloody Stupid Washing Machine

feel like putting my boot through it. washing allways comes out crumpled, i mean crumpled, not just wrinkly its a beko pro smart invertor 7kg wash blah blah i do airbnb and must have penty bed sheets...

vetuste_ennemi

Breach Of Copyright?

If so I hope the Spectator will forgive me and see this as a useful plug. This is a winning entry in a competition to write a poem with an "ingenious twist at the end"": "I’m honoured as a lifelong...

ouibonjour

Moltanbano Writer Dies

Andrea Camilleri, the Sicilian author behind the popular Inspector Montalbano television series, has died aged 93. R.I.P. Thank you for many hours of Sicilian pleasure!

banker_frank

What Physical Objects That You Own Do You Value Most?

Not memories or cash in the bank, things you can hold and go back to that bring you the most pleasure,comfort or sometimes even pain?

exarmy448

The Hypnotist

I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night. He hypnotised 7 men and then dropped the microphone on his foot and yelled '*** Me'. What happened next will haunt me for ever....

Chipchopper

Stupid Boy

I've just spent half the night at the vets, after my dog Minton swallowed and almost choked on a shuttlecock. Bad Minton!!...

spathiphyllum

Would You Pay £30 For Some Bath Water That Had Spath In It?

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2019/jul/12/belle-delphine-gamer-girl-instagram-selling-bath-wate I'm thinking of selling my bath water on AB....

mallyh

Just Back

from 10days away, 3 at my brothers which was full on for entertainment then a week in Portugal where we celebrated our 46th wedding anniversary great time had by all, back to reality now with a ton of...

Tashi

Happy Birthday Ancient One

Baldrics birthday, seriously old, luckily still seriously fit. Have a great day friend :-)...

teacake44

Choose A Seat

You walk into a park, or any public space for that matter, there are two benches, and you would like to sit for a time, the one bench as one person already sitting down. Do you choose the empty bench...

zabado

Market Shopping.

A couple of old ladies go shopping in the market and one of them buys a new toilet brush. A week later Gladys asks Doris "How are you getting on with that new toilet brush" ?. Doris replies " well it...

ChillDoubt

Turing To Be On £50 Pound Note

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-48962557 Fantastic news, he was my first choice when the nominations were first announced....

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