I've lived on ham sandwiches, not good I know. Today on the way back from the hospital I called in to a cafe cum restaurant and instead of just having a cup of tea I ordered a meal. I told the...
hi, our electricty bills are frankly huge for a three person household. Our electrical appliances consist of the following - : freezer router cordless phone tv laptop wall lights spotlights dab radios...
Sadie and the Hotheads are on tour as support act for Mike and the Mechanics. Have you seen who the lead singer is?
I prefer her as an actor to a singer!...
For a cheapie it doesn't show. Went to the hospital attempted to put the watch on his wrist. Not my watch he says and threw it on the floor. I know he is ill and not himself. I tried to tell him I'm...
Someone has locked their bicycle to the railings outside my house. It has been there for two days now and no sign of the cyclist. If this bicycle was locked to a park railing the council would be very...
My wife and I have been invited to take tea at the Ritz, But as we are not sure of what the Dress code is I presume a Gent would be required to wear a suit and a tie But what would be suitable for a...
Blonde children targeted by gypsies, this one was lucky! How many more have been kidnapped? Is little Maddie McCann another victim of these groups who live beyond the laws of normal society?
today as i always do, as I was walking in a young woman was on the phone to someone. " Found out the sex today, another bloody girl " I really had to bite my tongue and carry on walking. Not a...
Well guys can anybody reassure me. Went over to pay for my kitchen and called into Poundstretchers spent about £20 there and £30 for dog groomers. Am just in and am counting the cost of my kitchen,...
I intend to start early by leaving work early today Then is full steam ahead into the weekend I am not obliged to take the precious babe to baby ballet as her mummy is not working but I may go along...
I was under the impression that these days your driving license now expired at the age of 70. I sent mine away for change of address just to be told that my driving license has just expired! I had no...
Nasa decided they’d finally send a man up in a capsule after sending only monkeys in the earlier missions. So the next flught they fire a man and a monkey into space. The intercom crackles, 'Monkey,...
i think i asked this before, what is the difference between what amazon call hardcover and waterstones call hardback, i want to order a book off amazon that says hardcover but make sure it's what is...