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Caption Competition - September 03

good morning everyone engage your funny circuits, here is the picture for today the most humerous will, as usual, be awarded best answer tonight have fun...

grandpajoe

Dogs And The Silly Season For Fireworks?

We have a new rescue Jack Russell Terrier about 2 years old and I am wondering what others do to calm their frightened pets as the bangers start to go off. The firework season seems to last about 6...

Jemisa

Uncle Jack...

If your uncle Jack helped you off an elephant would you then help your uncle Jack off an elephant?....

DSJ

Bad Manners, Laziness, Or What?

Our daughter & son-in-law arranged a 5th birthday party for their little girl. She has been at school for a year so has made lots of friends. To make it extra special, they hired a local hall and a...

carrust

I Used...

..to think I was good in bed, until I found out that the Mrs had got asthma....

steg

Granddaghters 3Rd Birthday

coming up (27th) any suggestions on what i could get her would be much appreciated...

san070160

Prostrate Cancer

What are the early signs and symptoms of Prostrate Cancer? My Partner is 42 and is worried he might be showing symptoms. He's arranged to see his octor, but I just wondered if anyone out there could...

mjulian

Geographical Crossword

Can anyone help me finish this please? 15a A West African people developing "our bay" [6]: ----B- I thought it might be an anagram but can't prove anything. 1d Portuguese town's boast: "top grade"...

Hamsterlover44

I Have Been Parking My Scooter On An Unadopted Road

at the back of my through terrace house just outside my gate. My neighbour now says that he owns the land and I only have right of access, is this true

Gasmanjack

Sunday Times Prize Crossword Sunday August 18Th 2013

21a Nasty smell by area in pub. I?H?M?N Last one- thanks in advance.

mikey4444

Sat Times 25,556

16a...Occupation short but well-filled...A?U?T I can see it must be SQUAT but not sure why ? Where does occupation come into it ? 28a...Web spun with gold thread...T?N?R...TENOR ?. Again can't see...

spevick

Sat Telegraph.dt 27259

A stuck on last 2 16d.horse drawn coach makes bishop rather unwell by morning B???G?A? 20a..make a priest confused in road ???A?N Many thanks...

plowter

Is There A Trade Magazine For Photocopiers?

There's a harridan at my workplace who used to work in commercial printing and photocopying. She's a miserable sod who likes nothing better than to berate the poor young IT chaps about how their...

country_pumpkin

Laptop Shuts Down I Have Tried All Sorts

Hi I have a Compaq cq60 212ea laptop and I have all sudden got it where it just shuts down..mostly when playing a you tube video or anything were it has to work at it..i think it heating up as the ram...

10ClarionSt

Does Anyone Know Any Games That Take A Long Time To Play?

Something like Skyrim or similar? TA

sl33

Please Give Advice. I Bumped Very Lightly In To The Back Of The Car Infront Of Me

It was at a traffic light, there was a car in front of me. We both stopped at red, then when the light turns green, as a normal driver, i waited maybe a few seconds and then i just pulled off. Then, i...

ottosump

Kawasaki Tj27 Strimmer Part?

Does anyone know where I can get a replacement damper spring for a Kawasaki TJ27 strimmer engine, it part of the recoil starter. kind regards, Otto in a sunny West Cumberland...

Quoi

Irony

Definition of irony:- When fat people buy jogging pants when they're trousers don't fit....

MichaelZZ

Removing A Photo Album From Ipad

I have managed to copy a folder containg 40 or so photos from my PC on to my iPad4. This is now showing on my iPad as an "Album". The original photos are happily residing in their original folder on...

excelsior-1

Here Is A Tip For New Business Starters

Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today's world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it...

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