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starone

Sleeping with Mick

The guys were on a bike tour and had to share rooms. No one wanted to room with Mick, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they...
23:47 Wed 01st Feb 20124 answers, last by Baldric 16:52 Thu 02nd Feb 2012
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starone

iPhones

It all began with an iPhone... Our son celebrated his 17th birthday, and we got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't? I celebrated my birthday, so my wife made me very happy when she bought...
23:02 Wed 01st Feb 20123 answers, last by missprim 23:08 Wed 01st Feb 2012
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starone

Biker on a bridge

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"...
20:41 Wed 01st Feb 20123 answers, last by wildwood 03:39 Thu 02nd Feb 2012
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CailinDeas

READ THE SIGNS PLEASE!!

> > > > In an office: > > TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW > > > In a Laundromat: > > AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN...
16:47 Wed 01st Feb 20126 answers, last by roger 02:21 Fri 03rd Feb 2012
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marval

The Murder

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. "How was he killed?" asked one detective. "With a golf gun," the other detective replied. "A golf gun?!...
14:13 Wed 01st Feb 20125 answers, last by pator 14:37 Thu 02nd Feb 2012
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Chunkles

Thre year-old writes letter to cameron. I don't think so.

I have two children, a girl and a boy who (in my humble opinion) are very intelligent. They were both walking by ten months and could both speak clearly by the age of two. However, they could not...
00:37 Wed 01st Feb 201232 answers, last by Ankou 17:57 Wed 01st Feb 2012
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nailit

prisoners with phobias

As an ex prisoner, I am in no way seeking to condem the prison service or to seek compo or even to complain with this question. (I have not been in prison for over ten years and have now got on with...
20:18 Mon 30th Jan 201229 answers, last by Ankou 08:52 Wed 01st Feb 2012
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Ann

Concordia documentary tonight .............

Did anyone see this on Channel 4? - it must have been such a terrifying experience, I'm amazed that all the English dancers and the honeymoon couple got off the ship safely - especially the brave girl...
00:02 Wed 01st Feb 20128 answers, last by sddsddean 21:54 Wed 01st Feb 2012
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tinkerbell23

Shall I....

Eat the crunchie that is staring at me? Ive already had two snacksize milkybars an hour ago? Xxx...
23:03 Tue 31st Jan 201216 answers, last by cazzz1975 12:07 Wed 01st Feb 2012
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missprim

Prisoners Wives

Anyone watch this new drama on bbc1 tonight?
23:40 Tue 31st Jan 20129 answers, last by anneasquith 17:09 Wed 01st Feb 2012
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tinkerbell23

Blackheads

How do you avoid them? Get them on my nose but my beautician said its actually blocked pores... I have found a few on my chin....with help of my trusty 'spot bursting stick' i have got them out... (my...
23:18 Tue 31st Jan 201241 answers, last by tinkerbell23 00:02 Fri 03rd Feb 2012
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missprim

Bloated stomach

My stomach, (the area between underneath my bust and my waist) is always bloated, even when I get up in the morning before I've even eaten. When I stand sideways, that part of my stomach sticks out...
20:17 Tue 31st Jan 201218 answers, last by rockyracoon 19:44 Thu 02nd Feb 2012
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missprim

Smart Meters.

Tomorrow I am having a smart meter fitted for my gas and electric so I can see how much I am using and so my bills will not be estimated. Does anyone know if the Water Utility Companies will be...
01:17 Mon 30th Jan 201217 answers, last by missprim 20:27 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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starone

The Little Girl and the Atheist

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow...
17:08 Tue 31st Jan 201216 answers, last by scowie 21:10 Wed 01st Feb 2012
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firewatch

not sure

if this has been posted yet, whats up with this picture some one please tell me, just dont sit to close to your screen! http://i543.photobuck...9510_1690437565_n.jpg...
19:45 Tue 31st Jan 201228 answers, last by Starbuckone 11:00 Wed 01st Feb 2012
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wolf63

Has anyybody seen my pussy cat?

I seem to have mislaid him, can anybody see him in this picture? http://i151.photobuck...tc/FINDDAPUDDYTAT.jpg I am off to watch TV so if you find him please, please keep him - I have enough problems...
19:17 Tue 31st Jan 201223 answers, last by em10 21:19 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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Craftypig

You ok love....

Ooops.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-16808941...
19:17 Tue 31st Jan 201245 answers, last by woofgang 13:39 Wed 01st Feb 2012
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smart1

I find these two really squirm inducing

Eileen and whatsisname off Corrie
20:54 Mon 30th Jan 201215 answers, last by Craftypig 19:03 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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marval

Dr. Ruth

Dear Dr. Ruth, I am writing to tell you my problem. It seems I have married a sex maniac. For the past 12 years he makes love to me regardless of what I am doing. I can be ironing, cooking, cleaning,...
16:45 Tue 31st Jan 201212 answers, last by Baldric 18:21 Wed 01st Feb 2012
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starone

The Hunting Trip

Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose. They managed to bag six. As they were loading the plane to return,...
16:57 Tue 31st Jan 20125 answers, last by wildwood 20:00 Tue 31st Jan 2012

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