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Jemisa

3 Blokes & The Devil.

Three blokes die and go to hell. When they arrive the devil informs them that he is going to remove their penises. "Oh, how are you going to do it", asks one of the blokes. "Whatever...
12:34 Tue 31st Jan 20124 answers, last by Baldric 18:11 Wed 01st Feb 2012
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wildwood

With apologies to all those of Italian origin..............

# How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks # What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks # What's the fastest way to get off an Italian...
06:09 Tue 31st Jan 20127 answers, last by missprim 18:36 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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wildwood

The wooden ball.

An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball...
06:07 Tue 31st Jan 20125 answers, last by maggiebee 18:31 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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scotting

How can I find a retirement property that doesn't charge the earth for maintenance?

If I buy a retirement property I can only continue for a year or two before my savings run out.
16:56 Tue 31st Jan 20124 answers, last by scotting 18:14 Wed 01st Feb 2012
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anotheoldgit

How safe is your area?

http://www.dailymail....-specific-places.html...
15:50 Tue 31st Jan 201257 answers, last by Mrsspagnoli57 21:08 Wed 01st Feb 2012
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maggiebee

Best Answer

Find this new addition extremely irritating - do we really need it? Perhaps this has already been flagged up?
15:23 Tue 31st Jan 201274 answers, last by Maidup 21:47 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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missprim

F1gur471v3ly 5p34k1ng?

My son-in-law sent me this email so I thought I'd share it with you. Can you read it easily,with difficulty or not at all Good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this you have a strong mind:...
15:24 Tue 31st Jan 201223 answers, last by missprim 16:40 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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picturepost

to answer bank ed

have been using the AB since sept 2007 and have tried to get an avatar time and time again with no luck however there s an avatar now and I do not know whwre it has come from very pleased with the...
10:57 Thu 26th Jan 20127 answers, last by mamyalynne 16:39 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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Connemmara

does anybody loathe weddings

As above
16:04 Tue 31st Jan 201231 answers, last by paddywak 19:21 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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emmie

Corrie

was anyone else annoyed by the courtroom drama that unfolded with Carla and Frank, and the woman Barrister barracking Maria and then Peter, why don't the tv producers do a bit of research and see how...
15:36 Tue 31st Jan 201210 answers, last by Tizzi24 10:21 Wed 01st Feb 2012
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emmie

Downton Abbey

Shirley MacLaine is joining the cast of Downton as Cora's mother, is this a match made in heaven, the feisty Dowager Maggie Smith and the American Matriarch, Shirley Maclaine, can't wait.
15:11 Tue 31st Jan 20122 answers, last by em10 15:15 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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chaptazbru

Am I wrong in wanting Frank to get off in Corrie ?!

Is it only me ?
14:33 Tue 31st Jan 201226 answers, last by Velvetee 02:41 Wed 01st Feb 2012
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Gromit

Do you think the best Answer is good or pointless?

And do you think it is an excuse to sneak another advert onto the page?
00:10 Tue 31st Jan 201275 answers, last by anotheoldgit 16:23 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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AB Editor

We're Back!

Evening All!
22:44 Mon 30th Jan 201248 answers, last by ojread2 09:58 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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Jemisa

At the brewery...

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya". " Of course you can come...
15:09 Mon 30th Jan 20127 answers, last by missprim 02:02 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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sunny-dave

Programming jokes ....

Q. How did the programmer die in the shower? A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: * Lather. * Rinse. * Repeat....
16:28 Mon 30th Jan 20124 answers, last by missprim 01:57 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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sunny-dave

In the shower

How To Shower Like a Woman : Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way,...
16:34 Mon 30th Jan 20124 answers, last by missprim 01:55 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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marval

Warning for men.

Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl. There is a date rape drug going around called...
18:03 Mon 30th Jan 20129 answers, last by marval 16:34 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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Jemisa

A bloke & his date...

A bloke and his date were parked on a back street some distance from town, doing what blokes and girls do on back streets some distance from town. Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl...
23:51 Mon 30th Jan 20123 answers, last by marval 16:35 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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NoMercy

Happy Birthday, Cazzz

Have a great day. Xx
12:18 Mon 30th Jan 201232 answers, last by Prudie 19:25 Mon 30th Jan 2012

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