For my first essay of my new course I have to choose a criminal from recent history (last 50 years) explain my reasons and go on to explain why I think he did it. I have already chosen my criminal -...
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks,...
Thank you for introducing me and Bobjugs.
This morning he proposed to me and presented me with a beautiful diamond and sapphire ring.
I said yes, btw. :-)...
I know there has already been a thread on this but, having strong views about this I just wanted to add something and ask for other opinions on this topic. Sir David Attenborough once said 'Fifty...
I am trying to locate my grandfathers grave,my father was fostered out so little is known but it does seem like it would be a paupers grave as they had no money and lived in a rough...
There was this guy who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles everyday. One morning he looked in the mirror and admired his body and noticed that he was suntanned all over...
A paper bag with Thorntons on it was delivered to me today. It said,if I go to www.surveystoday.co.uk and fill in the online survey, I will get a 6 digit Pass Code which I write on the paper bag. I...
The one with Vinnie Jones and the CPR to "Staying Alive"
He says place your hands on the sovereign. Obviously slang, but for what (yes I know he means heart, but how)?...
do you think this still applies today? I was watching some news coverage and someone was outraged that men got into the cruise ships lifeboats before women and children, and it got me thinking, is it...
Just to even things up a little and including Come naked Bring alcohol. Here are a few more things that make men happy 1.Watching his team win 2.Vacation on a tropical island 3.Driving a cabriolet on...
A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist...
How would you make friends that didn't involve going to church or joining a dating agency? You are not allowed to say social media sites such as Face Book. There is no prize for answering this...
"It was just a simple misunderstanding, your Honour," testified the man charged with indecent exposure. "Explain that statement!" demanded the Judge. "Well, you see, this girl...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said one, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much...