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missprim

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EcclesCake
If guests have been expressly told not to wear black ties to a funeral what should ladies wear? I would normally wear a black suit but am now wondering if I should go for a grey one. What are your...
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rozia
do you change your bedding? i know its a silly question, i change mine every weekend, is that too long?
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Teddy_boy
David Bowie is 65 today. A musical genius im sure youd agree.
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missprim
and where do you live now? My life has been quite boring compared to some but I am grateful I have somewhere to live. Born in Manchester and still living there I often daydream about what it would...
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trt
......... In Achieving Equality Throughout The World.......... Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War. She noted then that women customarily walked...
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horseshoes
I won £70 on the lottery tonight. If 21 had been drawn instead of 20 it would have been £2000+, but I'm quite happy with my little win:-)))
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Jemisa
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the Kitchen, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I...
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marval
Money isn't everything It can buy a house, but not a home. It can buy a bed, but not sleep. It can buy a clock, but not time. It can buy you a book, but not knowledge. It can buy you a position, but...
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Cherrypie7
I have a few dark moles on my face mainly near my nose and on my cheeks which looks awlful, and I can't stand the thought of them there. Normally I use special make up to conceal it especially when I...
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stokemaveric
i kicked him in the goolies and before i knew it he had made a bolt for the gate!!!!
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Hymie
A stout woman walked into a bar carrying a duck under her arm. A drunk sitting nearby called out: ‘Where did you get that pig?’ ‘It’s not a pig,’ snapped the woman....
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marval
A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" They all knew. "Mary," they answered in unison. The teacher then asked, "Does anyone know what Jesus'...
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missprim
Renault and Ford are working together on a new small car for women which should be less susceptible to theft. They are mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus and calling it the Clitaurus. The...
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janzman
...remote controls that is...for all your domestic electonics.
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mohill
Girl with sailor, not here to waste time.(5,5) ?A?N? ABOUT sailor = AB not here = OUT so ?A?N? = girl All I can think of is FANNY Does FANNY ABOUT mean to waste time? Any help/comment appreciated,...
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marval
Rachel, Clare and Samantha haven't seen each other since High School. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch in a wine bar. Rachel arrives first, wearing beige...
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DTCwordfan
It seems the United States' FAA has a unique device for testing windshield strength on airplanes. It is a gun that fires a dead chicken at a plane's windshield at about the same speed the plane flies....
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stokemaveric
how did you meet your better half???
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chirpychirpy
I can think of many great British men, like Churchill, Brunel, Logie Baird, Charles Darwin, Shakespeare, Faraday, Cliff (!), The Beatles, Lloyd Webber, Richard Branson, etc, but very few great British...

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