If guests have been expressly told not to wear black ties to a funeral what should ladies wear? I would normally wear a black suit but am now wondering if I should go for a grey one. What are your...
and where do you live now? My life has been quite boring compared to some but I am grateful I have somewhere to live. Born in Manchester and still living there I often daydream about what it would...
......... In Achieving Equality Throughout The World.......... Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War. She noted then that women customarily walked...
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the Kitchen, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I...
Money isn't everything It can buy a house, but not a home. It can buy a bed, but not sleep. It can buy a clock, but not time. It can buy you a book, but not knowledge. It can buy you a position, but...
I have a few dark moles on my face mainly near my nose and on my cheeks which looks awlful, and I can't stand the thought of them there. Normally I use special make up to conceal it especially when I...
A stout woman walked into a bar carrying a duck under her arm. A drunk sitting nearby called out: ‘Where did you get that pig?’ ‘It’s not a pig,’ snapped the woman....
A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" They all knew. "Mary," they answered in unison. The teacher then asked, "Does anyone know what Jesus'...
Renault and Ford are working together on a new small car for women which should be less susceptible to theft. They are mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus and calling it the Clitaurus. The...
Girl with sailor, not here to waste time.(5,5) ?A?N? ABOUT sailor = AB not here = OUT so ?A?N? = girl All I can think of is FANNY Does FANNY ABOUT mean to waste time? Any help/comment appreciated,...
Rachel, Clare and Samantha haven't seen each other since High School. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch in a wine bar. Rachel arrives first, wearing beige...
It seems the United States' FAA has a unique device for testing windshield strength on airplanes. It is a gun that fires a dead chicken at a plane's windshield at about the same speed the plane flies....
I can think of many great British men, like Churchill, Brunel, Logie Baird, Charles Darwin, Shakespeare, Faraday, Cliff (!), The Beatles, Lloyd Webber, Richard Branson, etc, but very few great British...