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TV Screens..

What's the best thing to use to clean my TV and PC screens?x

Can anyone help me out with some good cracker jokes?

What is the fastest dairy product? Milk, because it's past your eyes before you can see it. I need two more funny ones....

marval

Is this you?

Happily Addicted to the Web (to the tune of "Winter Wonderland") Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy--although My boss let me go-- Happily...

emmie

10 days on and don't feel significantly better. The cold, viral infection lingers on, and have had bad stomach problems, like spasms in the gut, grips then goes away, then comes back, going on for 4...

missprim

Extractor fan

I have an extractor fan in the ceiling of my bathroom and it has started making a strange knocking sound every 2 - 3 seconds. Any idea what could be causing it and if it is still safe to use? Thanks...

EvianBaby

As I haven't seen anyone say It yet....

By this time next week it will all be over! Woooooohhhooooooo!!!!!!...

missprim

Advice please

I need some advice about my extractor fan but don't know which section to ask in.

dave50

Anyone out there hate New years Eve too?

Dont you find it sickly when everyone links arms and sings 'Auld Lang Syne' (what ever that means) and 'You'll never walk alone' (scousers think it's their song) at the end of the night? Makes me want...

carrust

For Sale!!!!

Broken quiz machine.....£20-00.......No questions asked...............

WyeDyed

Eenie meenie...

Can anybody find this song? "Eenie meenie macca racca om pom a pacca racca, eenie meenie macca racca om pom push" It's been bugging me for days now. I've googled the lyrics and found nothing...

chessington

Just Henry

Did anyone else recognise the actress in Just Henry, the one that was mother to the Jefferies kid?

missprim

Let's have a laugh at some comedy sketches

rowanwitch just mentioned Victor Borge on somebodys thread and thought I would remind myself of what a funny (and talented) man he was. Which comedian made you laugh?...

missprim

Abbreviations

I am absolutlely hopeless at abbreviations on here. Recently I asked what imo meant and I was told that one, but wondered if you could give me a few others with their meanings. PMSL has just been...

Postdog

reminded me of Stanley Unwin

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1086937.html Didn't want to say on the thread as didn't want to hijack or belittle there, but I love the sleepy time bit...

missprim

Your Mum and Dad.

This morning my feet are like two blocks of ice and I was just wishing my Mum was still here to warm them for me. During the winter months as I was growing up, my Mum would listen for me coming in the...

Philtaz

For Sale:

Small green boiler suit.

redhelen

This should stop now!!

The whole idea of this fuel payment is to help the pensioners pay for extra heating in the winter - so stop paying it and give it to those that need it the most....