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Shipwrecked.

Myself, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. We found ourselves stranded on a desert island. After being there a while, we got into the habit of going to the beach every evening...
05:06 Sat 29th Sep 201213 answers, last by marval 15:39 Sat 29th Sep 2012
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Wanna Play?

Lol.
10:56 Fri 28th Sep 20122 answers, last by josaphine32 10:24 Sat 29th Sep 2012
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Good Morning Old Codgers.

It has been a chilly night not far from a frost on the Plain could be a nice day in store though. That's me finished work now until Wednesday so the to-do list becons. Have a good one ya all. Moony is...
03:00 Fri 28th Sep 20121 answer, last by sibton 12:54 Fri 28th Sep 2012
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Sim Cards

Not sure where to post this but is it possible to have two sim cards with the same phone number so I can use two different phones but keep just one number.
02:38 Fri 28th Sep 201211 answers, last by methyl 23:51 Sun 30th Sep 2012
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Moony's Life History.

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I...
02:03 Fri 28th Sep 201210 answers, last by marval 15:20 Fri 28th Sep 2012
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Two old ladies.

Two old ladies, one somewhat hard of hearing, decided to have their portraits taken. The photographer welcomed them to his studio and said, "Please take a seat, ladies." The deaf lady asked...
01:55 Fri 28th Sep 20129 answers, last by tonyav 15:22 Fri 28th Sep 2012
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Years gone By...

Years ago I and Mrs Moony, who was pregnant lived on a farm on Salisbury Plain in the South of England. No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, Mrs Moony begins to deliver the baby. The...
21:37 Thu 27th Sep 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 08:44 Fri 28th Sep 2012
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Oops.

An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night, on a twisty, dark road. Both are driving too fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both,...
21:15 Thu 27th Sep 20125 answers, last by Starbuckone 08:43 Fri 28th Sep 2012
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Old Farmer.

An old farmer had owned a large farm for many years. He had a huge man-made pond out back with a beautiful picnic area, For years it was the perfect place to unwind or hold a family get together. As...
21:07 Thu 27th Sep 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 08:41 Fri 28th Sep 2012
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2 Old ladies.

TTFN & Sibton were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Sibton noticed something funny about TTFN's ear and said, "Did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" TTFN...
19:54 Sun 23rd Sep 201225 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 19:42 Thu 27th Sep 2012
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Mornin' All.

First rest day for me and I have to go in to work as I have been left off from the new computer system at so the IT boy's need to get me sorted. Great. Then Dentist this afternoon, cracking day eh.
04:38 Thu 20th Sep 201283 answers, last by wendilla 07:55 Thu 20th Sep 2012
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Where is everyone?

No new posts since 04.57. What's going on then?
10:01 Fri 14th Sep 20129 answers, last by Old_Geezer 10:15 Fri 14th Sep 2012
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Humax Recording.

When I first bought a Humax PVR 18 months ago I had the option to record a whole series that was just about to start, but ever since I have to record a series on a weekly basis, What am I missing...
07:31 Wed 12th Sep 20125 answers, last by moonraker558 17:49 Thu 13th Sep 2012
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Mornin' All.

And how are we all this morning? Up and ready for the day ahead I hope. Have Alba and Boaty been spotted yet cruising down the inland waterways somewhere near to where you live?
04:35 Wed 12th Sep 201242 answers, last by friedgreentomato 04:17 Sat 13th Oct 2012
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Famous quotes........

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Lee Majors After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still...
15:06 Mon 10th Sep 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 19:25 Mon 10th Sep 2012
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A GLASGOW WIFE

A woman goes to the Doctor in Glasgow, worried about her husband's temper and threatening manner. The Doc asks: "What's the problem, Janet? The woman says: "Weeell Doctor Cameron, I dinae...
11:24 Sat 08th Sep 20125 answers, last by fifimac 21:44 Tue 18th Sep 2012
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Mild.

Just been for a walk, it is so mild with no breeze whatsoever, perhaps this is the start of the weather warming up this week. Nice to see the stars as well.
00:20 Mon 06th Aug 20123 answers, last by 237SJ 00:39 Mon 06th Aug 2012
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So,

Are you in the mood yet?
05:58 Thu 26th Jul 20124 answers, last by douglas9401 08:37 Thu 26th Jul 2012
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A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony.

A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an...
19:59 Fri 20th Jul 20126 answers, last by marval 18:16 Sun 22nd Jul 2012
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Condoms.

A young girl started work in the village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be...
11:27 Mon 16th Jul 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:21 Mon 16th Jul 2012

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