Hi, can anyone recommend a free program where I can monitor my monthly download quota so I don't go over and get charged extra from BT. I used to use theirs but for some reason they have shut it...
Rain and floods in UK & Russia, Heatwave in USA, -3 in Canberra Australia, Thunder & lightning in Beijing, New Delhi, Singapore, could this be part of some sort of global apocalyptic weather...
My dearest Moony, this is just for you I have high standards, and demands, 'tis true Before I'll trek that ruddy Plain once more There are certain things you must me assure A likeliness of you that's...
You never write, you never phone Consider me dumped - on my own I never thought that you would be So mean, so brash to a sweet lady Each night I sit beside my lappy Not one chuffin email to make me...
I have just got back from my place of work after watching a Spitfire being put through it's paces. The sound of that Merlin engine still does it for me.
While I was on holiday in New Zealand, I was walking along the road with a sheep under each arm. I met a New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and I said "naw, they're all...
George, Bert and myself were driving along in a pickup when we saw a sheep caught in the fence with its a5se end up in the air. Bert said, "I wish that was Sharon Stone." George echoed,...
After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin . In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks into it. Not ever having seen...
"Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early.." "I was driving along when I saw two kangaroos copulating in the middle of...
I would like to share an experience with you, about drinking and driving. A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends at a country pub and I had a couple of cocktails and some...
IDIOT SIGHTING 1 My daughter and I went through the McDonalds take-away window and I gave the girl a £5 note. Our total was £4.20, so I also handed her a Twenty pence piece. She said, 'you...
but it's a good story, and rather a catchy little song ! A musician named Dave Carroll recently had difficulty with United Airlines. Dave spent over 9 months trying to get United to pay for damages...
