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Drover: "Give me three packets of condoms, please." Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?" Drover: "Nah.... She ain't that ugly."...
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I may soon have to buy a sat nav (truck version) But I am not sure what make to go for. I have always prefered to use a map up to now but if I go back trucking it will be all multi drop work in area's...
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Another hot day in store, I am fed up with all this sun roll on winter...grey skies, frosts, wind and rain, can't come too soon happy day's. lol.
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Next time you are doing your washing give me a shout as I think these could do with a wash, look at the state of.....What the heck!.........Look at the size of that.. what have you done to it TT? P.S....
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Will people ever learn? Day after day you see idiots using their mobile phones while driving.
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As ttfn was driving down the motorway, her car phone rang. Answering, she heard Moony's voice urgently warning her, "I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on M27. Please...
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TTFN & Moony were celebrating their 90th wedding anniversary, and the media was there to document the occasion. One of the reporters asked the secret to their successful marriage and longevity....
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I think it could rain later on, mind you I could be wrong.
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Looks like a cracking sunrise here on the Plain I bet it don't last for long. F1 then more wood cladding on my shed today with a bacon bap in between, Have a good one one and all.
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Morning all, I hope you all have a good weekend, I am off now to watch the F1 qualifying on tv.
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And can I bring a lady friend with me. She is house trained I think but hide your Courvoisier or you will never see it again.... Second thoughts leave it out....I feel a plan coming on....
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http://www.theanswerb.../Question1123529.html As I still can't sort the problem out. Cheers....
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Some of my video's when browsing you tube appear as a green screen although the sound is ok other video's are ok why is this and how can I correct it please?
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...Or is it quiet on here tonight. Where is everyone?
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So what do you think of it?
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From this work location, and my new place of work won't allow social sites on their pc's. So have a good day all, I am off now until 2nd April but I will be lurking at home ready to pounce if the...
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And boy am I gonna milk it. Right lets see what film I wanna watch.
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A nice day promised for today so it's the garden for me I think.
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A BLOKE SAT IN THE ARMCHAIR CALLS TO HIS WIFE, "WHEN I DIE I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU MY LOVE!" SHE SHOUTS BACK "YOU ALREADY DO YOU LAZY SOD !! "...
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Mornin' all, I was looking at the Mail online and thought this might be of interest to those of you who follow what Susanna Reid is wearing. http://www.dailymail....-life-public-eye.html I will soon...

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