And if you havn't stuck your head out of your door, I wouldn't if I were you. Winter is fast approaching and if you are on holiday this week.....unlucky. As for me I will shortly be off home to my bed...
According to health campaign group Everyman, wives spend 7,920 minutes a year nagging their husbands. (This equals two-and-a-half hours of earbashing each week - which totals 11 hours a month or...
No Welshy this morning to worry about, So I get all the girls to myself. One nightshift down, two to go. What plans have you got for this weekend? judging by the weather forcast it will be a stay...
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally...
A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn't had sex with him for 6 months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. So the wife comes into the doctors...
Where can I find in this country a remote control servo with its own battery pack and a single button keyfob type transmitter to activate servo. I have seen them on American sites but cant find...
A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost £300, she exclaimed: "I don't have any money. But I'd do...
Went to bed early last night, big mistake as I have been up since three, so now just waiting to go to work at 5.30. Another reasonable day in store weather wise judging by the clear night sky outside....
Autumn is in the air, slightly overcast, but it is still time to get yer butt's out of yer bed's as it is time to start another day. There that has motivated you hasn't it.
And how are we all this morning, I have the house to myself after a busy week of visiting relatives, OH gone to work and I am left in complete silence.... apart from that Tawny Owl outside that's been...