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badger Cull.

A couple were driving home late one wet and miserable night when they clipped a badger at the side of the road. On inspection the badger was found to be alive and they decided to take it home to see...
07:35 Thu 29th Nov 20122 answers, last by albaqwerty 07:43 Thu 29th Nov 2012
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Beware The Danger Of Drink.

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him...
11:02 Tue 27th Nov 20121 answer, last by marval 14:12 Tue 27th Nov 2012
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Oap Sex

Two old age pensioners are having a 69. After 5 minutes he says "Sorry luv the smell’s too bad down there – I can’t carry on." "That’ll be my athritis" she...
21:37 Sun 25th Nov 20123 answers, last by moonraker558 01:41 Tue 27th Nov 2012
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A teacher's story about Stuttering

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.' The...
20:19 Tue 20th Nov 20123 answers, last by moonraker558 20:23 Tue 20th Nov 2012
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Grandma's boyfriend

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that...
20:11 Tue 20th Nov 20124 answers, last by askyourgran 21:42 Tue 20th Nov 2012
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The Womb

Four farmers were seated at the bar in a tavern. At the table next to them sat a young girl. The first man said, "I think it's WOOMB." The second replied, "No, it must be...
03:49 Mon 19th Nov 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 20:08 Mon 19th Nov 2012
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Beaver

Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says,...
21:53 Mon 12th Nov 20123 answers, last by rjsdosn 02:58 Tue 13th Nov 2012
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Google logo

Just seen the Google logo and was wondering if after 172 years of sitting on that rock if he will need any cream for piles if so who is going to volunteer to apply it. Also what do you think he is...
18:08 Mon 12th Nov 201245 answers, last by sibton 19:56 Mon 12th Nov 2012
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Taking things for granted

Just got indoors from a small p/t job this morning knowing that the electric is going to be off from 0900-1500. Anyway just managed to make a cup of tea and watch a bit of the election results from...
13:54 Wed 07th Nov 20122 answers, last by sibton 14:01 Wed 07th Nov 2012
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No names needed here.

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter....
20:07 Sun 04th Nov 20128 answers, last by ttfn 21:17 Mon 05th Nov 2012
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Wise Old Bird.

Ttfn went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she told the check out girl, "Nothing but the best for my little...
19:55 Sun 04th Nov 20129 answers, last by ttfn 21:28 Sun 04th Nov 2012
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You Can't Beat The Old Remedies.

Once upon a time there was a certain Bournemouth lady who was getting on in years, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The local vicar came to call on her one afternoon early in...
19:32 Sun 04th Nov 20126 answers, last by Starbuckone 20:27 Sun 04th Nov 2012
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Sweet Nothing's.

After getting married Ttfn & Moony go off to bed. As soon as they settle down, Moony leans over and whispers softly "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for...
19:22 Sun 04th Nov 20129 answers, last by ttfn 20:13 Sun 04th Nov 2012
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Padstow Accommodation.

Can anyone recomend a good olde worlde pub in Padstow Cornwall that we can stay in on a b&b basis? Oak beams, log fires that sort of thing, or maybe somewhere else in Cornwall that fits that...
19:55 Sun 28th Oct 201257 answers, last by sibton 21:32 Sun 28th Oct 2012
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Mornin' All.

Warning!!! It is flippin' freezing out there, the wind will cut you in half, have a nice day ya all.
04:03 Sat 27th Oct 2012156 answers, last by excelsior-1 10:19 Sat 27th Oct 2012
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Talking Of Hospital.

A man was just waking up from anaesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful." Then he fell asleep again. His wife...
21:33 Fri 26th Oct 20122 answers, last by marval 22:20 Fri 26th Oct 2012
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Moony is on patrol.

I is here lurking.. so beware certain ladies.
20:36 Wed 24th Oct 20128 answers, last by ttfn 20:45 Wed 24th Oct 2012
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Early Pictures.

Do any of you have pictures of yourselves when you were young if so how old were you? Here is my earliest one I have found. http://tinypic.com/r/347tl3t/6...
20:05 Sun 21st Oct 201219 answers, last by moonraker558 20:02 Mon 22nd Oct 2012
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vjksdiusdf

Why is vjksdiusdf allowed to ruin this site with spam replies time and time again, surely a ban would be appropriate.
01:40 Tue 16th Oct 201215 answers, last by factor30 11:36 Wed 17th Oct 2012

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