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Our New Hobby.

What a cracking day, I have just got back from Studland nr Poole where my beloved TTFN and myself have just discovered a passion for naked water ski-ing. At first there was a bit of a problem as we...
20:38 Sun 14th Oct 201223 answers, last by sibton 19:21 Tue 16th Oct 2012
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Medicine man!

A man, getting along in years, finds that he is unable to Perform sexually. He goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. Finally, as a last hope, the doctor refers him to...
10:30 Sun 14th Oct 20124 answers, last by marval 10:49 Sun 14th Oct 2012
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Score!

Old Moony and TTFN have gone to bed. After lying in bed for a few minutes Moony cuts a fart and says, "one - nil." TTFN rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"...
09:49 Sun 14th Oct 201214 answers, last by CraigWhite 19:36 Tue 16th Oct 2012
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Old Age.

My doctor refused to give me Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building. A woman came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled up newspaper round his head....
19:05 Sat 13th Oct 20121 answer, last by marval 21:13 Sat 13th Oct 2012
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Mustn't grumble.

I’ve gotten old I’ve had 2 bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes I’m half blind can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine,...
14:59 Sat 13th Oct 20127 answers, last by sibton 16:20 Sat 13th Oct 2012
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Good Morning All.

Mornin' all, after a dry night it has just started to rain here on the plain so i'm glad I am off to bed. At least I don't need a shave this morning. Have a good week all.
04:09 Mon 08th Oct 2012160 answers, last by mccfluff 08:37 Mon 08th Oct 2012
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Dinner Party.

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she...
21:06 Sun 07th Oct 20123 answers, last by Jemisa 22:55 Sun 07th Oct 2012
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Deaf as a post.

An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by a police patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?" The woman...
19:41 Sun 07th Oct 20123 answers, last by Jemisa 23:00 Sun 07th Oct 2012
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The Joy Of Being Married.

A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a farm yard full of...
19:37 Sun 07th Oct 20123 answers, last by mamyalynne 22:30 Sun 07th Oct 2012
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No harm in trying.

One night, as ttfn and Moony lay in bed, Moony gently taps ttfn on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. Ttfn turns over and says: I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and...
13:44 Mon 01st Oct 201211 answers, last by askyourgran 21:42 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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Cinema.

TTFN and Moony sat through a adult movie twice. They didn’t get up to leave until the theater was ready to close for the night. “You folks must’ve enjoyed the show,” the usher...
13:30 Mon 01st Oct 201234 answers, last by mamyalynne 22:17 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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Oops!

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the...
13:17 Mon 01st Oct 20126 answers, last by ttfn 18:15 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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Old Age.

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help...
13:13 Mon 01st Oct 201215 answers, last by TheOtherHalf 07:26 Fri 05th Oct 2012
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100th Birthday.

The family wheeled Grandma out onto the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she...
20:48 Sun 30th Sep 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 00:01 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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Awwwwwwwww

Lol
12:05 Sun 30th Sep 201210 answers, last by pastafreak 14:36 Sun 30th Sep 2012
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Weather Warning?

I have just been for a walk down our lane and have noticed that the cow parsley is in flower again, now correct me if I am wrong but it is normally springtime when the cow parsley is out. I have lived...
10:40 Sun 30th Sep 201227 answers, last by Khandro 22:09 Sun 30th Sep 2012
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Media size

When converting DVD's or other material which is the best size to convert to for maximum space saving on my external hard drive. And is there an online chart showing the different formats and sizes to...
09:12 Sun 30th Sep 20121 answer, last by Wak 09:16 Thu 04th Oct 2012
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Young V Old

A general store owner hired a young female clerk who liked to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day, a young man entered the store, glanced at the clerk, and glanced at the loaves of bread...
06:38 Sun 30th Sep 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:44 Sun 30th Sep 2012
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Blondes have more fun.

A blonde girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy, she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See?...
12:53 Sat 29th Sep 20127 answers, last by moonraker558 13:05 Sat 29th Sep 2012
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Chicken Farming.

One day a farmer decided that he wanted to expand his chicken farming. In order to do this he would need a stud rooster. He asked around his fellow farmers and the general consensus was that the best...
11:13 Sat 29th Sep 20125 answers, last by fourteen85 06:08 Sun 30th Sep 2012

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