I have AVG anti virus. Every time I come on AB I get a warning that AVG has removed a virus. The threat is called 'Exploit Fake Web Browser Update (type 1719)'.
Can anyone tell me why this happens?...
We are all saints on here, but can you think of who is patron saint of what? I'll start the ball rolling. Patron Saint of tabloid newspapers - AOG Patron Saint of early mornings - Waterboatman Patron...
This is a question that came to me in the wee hours when the howling gale kept me awake. In various tv programmes/films (usually American) about murder, it is often discovered that the murderer took...
Yesterday I was in the bank in a queue. I was standing behind two women and my ears pricked up when they mentioned the name of someone I know slightly who has just died. He was a ne'er do well and the...
I received loads of Xmas cards in the post where the stamp on the envelope hadn't been franked. I now have a foolproof method of removing the stamps intact. Put some water in a saucer and add ONE drop...
Sunday night is quiz night at a local club. Last week I totally embarrassed myself so I thought I would share it with you. Naturally I always have the pen and the answer sheet but last week I was...
Due to being delayed somewhere, I saw the New Year in on a lonely road in the wilds of the North Yorkshire moors with only a Romanian taxi driver for company. As we neared my home it dawned on me that...
I have been working out what your name stands for. So far I have come up with:
An Extremely Lunatic Man, Prefers Volatile Women.
Unless of course someone can come up with something better.........
As we are all relatively anonymous on here, let's all confess one of our sins. I will start the ball rolling. After Mr O and I had finished our breeding programme and the youngest was out of his cot,...
Taking a deep breath, PC Hughes opened the door to the village hall. Blinded by the reflected light on the disco ball he stood still. A voice cried "This one must be the stripper" and he was...
I am just about to go out so unfortunately the much anticipated final episode of The Village will have to wait. It will appear at some point....just not today. I wish you all a very happy Christmas...
The final installment of the Christmas blockbuster "Life in the Village" (also known as The Answerbank Radio Show, also known as the mad ramblings of an insane woman with an unhealthy interest in...
Sunny-Dave took a deep breath as he faced the assembled throng. "I overheard a conversation in the dark corner of the snug. It was someone saying they knew there was going to be a secret party for the...
The door to the Quizzes & Puzzles Arms flew open and PC Andy Hughes strode in. He took in the tableau of Murraymints poised to strike with a baseball bat, Sunny Dave sitting astride a Honda 50cc moped...
"Don't hit me, I can explain" screamed Sunny Dave as Murray took aim at him with her baseball bat. The pub went quiet as Murray said "This had better be good. Barmaid is going to go bonkers if she...
In the village of Answerbank-Under-the-Wold (twinned with Ooomegoolies, New South Wales), PC Andy Hughes was settling down in the police station to deal with paperwork. He held the world record for...
Last night quiz answers were being read out. One question was - "in which country did poinsettas originate?" The answer is Mexico. A woman shouted out "will you accept Spain as the correct answer?" Do...