How to call the police, when you are old and don’t move fast anymore. George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian , Mississippi , was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left...
I've just taken my blood pressure after not doing it for a few weeks. Twice I have took it in half an hour, and both readings have been disturbed by readings going down and then suddenly going higher...
I remember posting once before about the perils of the self service tills. Now Antony Worrall Thompson has been arrested for shop lifting after he failed to scan cheese and wine in Tesco....
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the man and asks how old he is. "I'm 90 years old," he says....
I can think of many great British men, like Churchill, Brunel, Logie Baird, Charles Darwin, Shakespeare, Faraday, Cliff (!), The Beatles, Lloyd Webber, Richard Branson, etc, but very few great British...
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together...
As a follow on from this: http://www.theanswerb.../Question1094238.html What toppings do you like on a pizza? Equally, what's the oddest thing you've had? Strangest combinations? Inspiration is...
Doctor Richard Madeley? I nearly choked in the supermarket when I read on the cover of a magazine that Richard Madeley had been awarded an honorary doctorate by Anglia Ruskin University. Reminder to...
This British explorer is in the dark jungle, going where no Western man has gone before. Accompanying him is his trusted guide, interpreter, cook, and troubleshooter all in one. One day early in the...
My daughter has just had her heart broken for the first time. Somehow, she says she managed to push this lad away. She doesn't want to talk about it and doesn't want to think about it. Any advice for...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-16443240They're making it sound like an epidemic. I mean, what percentage of the population have some amount of alcohol 7 nights of the week?...
"Balloon Day" (I bet it'll be a let down in the end), "Clean Your Desk Day" (I am beginning to think some of these are made up) and most importantly: "Play God Day" While...
I had an operation on my shoulder in September and it just doesnt seem to be getting any better. I am still on painkillers at night and not sleeping with the discomfort. I have just had my 5th session...
My knees are in a bad way, my right one in particular looks awful - it's quite swollen, though it doesn't hurt to touch, it hurts inside, feels like a block of wood and makes creaking noises when...