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yiheyou

Why do f1 racing cars always go to the pitstop?

14:23 Sat 14th Nov 20097 answers, last by _no_knowledge 16:12 Sat 14th Nov 2009
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docspock

Her Royal Highness, Queen Bobbisox of the North

I want my name enhanced.
15:14 Sat 14th Nov 20095 answers, last by fish-face 17:03 Sat 14th Nov 2009
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_no_knowledge

would love to stay

but gotta go to WORK awwww poor me. luv nok. xxx...
10:32 Sat 14th Nov 200914 answers, last by _no_knowledge 15:41 Sat 14th Nov 2009
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un1corn

Drunk and Disordily

Sorry if i upset anyone
09:31 Sat 14th Nov 200913 answers, last by un1corn 20:55 Sat 14th Nov 2009
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cecil39

moaning Minnie

I have just been called 'moaning Minnie' because I have had a real bad start to the day, I am usually quite a happy person, surely I can have a grumble now and again, its raining in sheets, the wind...
10:04 Sat 14th Nov 200915 answers, last by cecil39 15:06 Sat 14th Nov 2009
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stokemaveric

joke of the day....

2 dogs are at the vets the little terrier says to the poodle ''my owner is having me put to sleep because i keep weeing in the house''....''thats why im here as well'' replied the poodle...then a huge...
09:49 Sat 14th Nov 20094 answers, last by David Black 10:36 Sat 14th Nov 2009
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asssarumight

Swearing on AB

I saw a thread the other night, but cannot find it now .... someone like kayakamina gets 'aggro' for using a phrase like 'hard on yourself', but those who are abusive to other abers and use coded...
00:12 Thu 12th Nov 2009124 answers, last by asssarumight 20:45 Mon 16th Nov 2009
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bullman

what is the best way to remove nicotene from my fingers?

23:03 Thu 12th Nov 200915 answers, last by madmaggot 13:57 Sat 14th Nov 2009
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Ric.ror

Stephen Fry

Saw him on a very old top gear - what bags under his eyes!! Then saw him (photo) on the new M&S Xmas ad - no bags!!! He's VERY slim now and VERY handsome too - if he paid for it its been worth it...
14:25 Tue 10th Nov 200911 answers, last by tigerlily11 01:01 Mon 30th Nov 2009
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daneswalk

not a joke

hi dot mines is worse than yours i took my driving test years ago the question i was asked if you are driving coming down a hill and your brakes failed what do you do my answer was to drop to the...
22:54 Thu 12th Nov 200910 answers, last by Panic Button 23:40 Thu 12th Nov 2009
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northboy

aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh belkin

i have a belkin 54g adsl wireless router and it is driving me mad,,i am forever phoning belkin as sometimes it can take 15-20 mins to get onto the net,the lights on the router are never static. can i...
22:51 Thu 12th Nov 20093 answers, last by ChuckFickens 13:17 Fri 13th Nov 2009
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benny3008

Does anyone understand this joke?

Why do mice spin? Because the higher the fewer. ????? I don't get it. Anyone here get it?...
22:10 Thu 12th Nov 200946 answers, last by _no_knowledge 22:48 Thu 12th Nov 2009
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dothawkes31

No idea what i am watching

cos not paying attention, it is about guard dogs or something, but there was just a woman on who was ironing a chav track suit, i swear!!!!!!!!!
22:13 Thu 12th Nov 20096 answers, last by _no_knowledge 22:22 Thu 12th Nov 2009
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Bobbisox

Spare Ed, dot has given me an idea

what about a logo from all over the UK to be changed weekly Arthurs seat in Edinbrough The Giant Causeway for our NI friends valleys for the Welsh contingent The Severn Bridge for the Bristolites the...
21:24 Thu 12th Nov 200923 answers, last by dothawkes31 22:24 Thu 12th Nov 2009
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benny3008

Is Mika gay?

Well, Is he?
22:11 Thu 12th Nov 200915 answers, last by tubeway 22:16 Sat 14th Nov 2009
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shivvy

Presents for young teenagers

I need to buy xmas gifts for a few young teenagers (11-15 year olds), male and female but need help with gift ideas. All suggestions welcome! Thanks....
12:22 Tue 10th Nov 200942 answers, last by Naomicorlett 10:58 Tue 17th Nov 2009
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dothawkes31

The AB logo

Is that Big Ben?
21:18 Thu 12th Nov 200914 answers, last by dothawkes31 22:00 Thu 12th Nov 2009
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Drisgirl

For the men -do you like Tiggy Legge-Bourke women-For the girls -do you like big thighs?

I bloody love big thighs on a man -one of the main reasons I married H. O and also fancied Graeme Souness -phew!!!!! So which body part does it for you -all fetishes welcome :)...
22:32 Wed 11th Nov 200933 answers, last by Drisgirl 23:36 Wed 11th Nov 2009
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Drisgirl

AB Eve Ed

Please can you tell me why my thread below has gone literally Tapas up and no-one apart from sees the obvious anomoly?? I posted Tiggy Legge-Bourke and I know I did -so are there trolls at work?...
23:00 Wed 11th Nov 200937 answers, last by netibiza 10:11 Thu 12th Nov 2009
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dothawkes31

OMG I've flippin missed Donny and Marie

Only caught the last 15 minutes, but they were brilliant, how fanatastic are those two, i would love to see them live they have so much energy!!!
21:01 Wed 11th Nov 200941 answers, last by pericat 22:42 Wed 11th Nov 2009

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