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puddicat
Does anyone else do stupid things like me, i have for the second time put a capful of washing liquid in the conditioner slot,its these blinkin small and mighty bottles they are just like the tops on...
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puddicat
Just seen a couple of jehovah witness troops scouting for business, sssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh!!!
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legendis.god
Whats your fave colour ? When did you last go for a walk in the countryside? Do you call a jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit? Jammy dodgers do you dunk them in tea / coffee or not? Noel edmonds , should...
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McMouse
Size matter?
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Denisec4502
I have had my eyes tested today near where I work as I want new glasses, my contact lens prescription is -3.25 in both eyes (with another optician) I told the optician this and at the end of the...
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CAJ1
I just had a big rant to a manager about how I was not putting up with someones behaviour towards me anymore, I feel a lot better for it! His face was so funny, I don't think he knew what to do to...
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hailthechimp
Has anyone seen this advert,its the one where the guy pulls up and looks briefly at his left and theres nothing there,pulls out and the motorcycle crashes into him. How fast do you think the bike had...
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lindylou16
I bought some Jamie Oliver sausages from Sainsbury's the other day. On the side of the packaging it said "Prick with a fork".
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puddicat
The film young victoria has just been released, why oh why do they make her so stunning, in reality she wasnt a looker!, i am talking about queen victoria here, not mrs beckham!!!
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sheribee
Any suggestions on how to keep calm?? Im stressed to f**k, only got the date today!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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hailthechimp
Can this be achieved by rubbing viagra on your mustache?
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angel21
what colour to paint the walls what you want to call your children
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hailthechimp
Heres a website i stumbled across,check out the sad "we died young" storys on the left hand side especially the first one http://whyquit.com/
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puddicat
I still use imperial measurement, cant be done with the metric system ,hate it when you go into shops and you will ask for something and they say what size and i say its so many feet and inches,and...

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