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An Aww Moment...

https://images.app.goo.gl/ZYQr3TKeUryN1ZhM9...
12:53 Fri 29th Nov 20199 answers, last by marval 17:19 Mon 02nd Dec 2019
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I Bought

I bought a Womble pepper grinder today, it’s rubbish, everything’s either Underground or Overground....
23:21 Thu 28th Nov 20192 answers, last by Patsy33 12:20 Sat 30th Nov 2019
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Gold Digger

Anyone still watching Gold Digger? If so, do you think it's the boyfriend or maybe someone else in the family?
22:08 Wed 27th Nov 201915 answers, last by granny grump 21:37 Thu 28th Nov 2019
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When Asked..

When asked if I knew any guillotine jokes, I said, “Not off the top of my head”. ....
20:53 Wed 27th Nov 20196 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:15 Fri 29th Nov 2019
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Will

My Uncle had just left me a stately home in his will. Not sure where Sodd Hall is, but I'm thrilled!...
10:41 Fri 22nd Nov 20199 answers, last by Hopkirk 21:36 Sat 23rd Nov 2019
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Lady's Medical

During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says:- "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady...
18:44 Thu 21st Nov 20197 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:59 Fri 22nd Nov 2019
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Mafia Boss..

Mafia Boss: I want the brake lines of this guy’s car to be rusting. Chemist: I’m listening. Mafia Boss: But make sure..it looks like an oxidant....
10:10 Tue 19th Nov 20196 answers, last by Bazile 06:54 Wed 20th Nov 2019
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Urine Sample

My daughter has been getting pain in left hand side of her back. When she said it was stinging when she peed, I got her to take urine sample to Doctors. She had phone call to say there was no blood in...
18:32 Mon 18th Nov 201916 answers, last by Patsy33 19:53 Mon 18th Nov 2019
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E Bay

eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and it gave me 13,749 matches.
18:24 Fri 15th Nov 20193 answers, last by Patsy33 19:02 Fri 15th Nov 2019
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Party

I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman. Infuriated, I immediately went over, and punched him on his nose!. No one does that to a...
20:58 Thu 14th Nov 201910 answers, last by marval 18:22 Fri 15th Nov 2019
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Chips

Can't get caravan gas cooker to work. Was going to put some chilled M&S chips in, to go with a sandwich, ( making do, last night) Do you think theyd be ok to put in microwave? Thanks....
20:13 Mon 11th Nov 201924 answers, last by bhg481 22:16 Mon 11th Nov 2019
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Wondering..

Wondering what I should have to eat, I called for some advice. "Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu please?" She replied sternly, "The men I please, is none of your business!"...
17:51 Mon 11th Nov 20195 answers, last by marval 21:56 Mon 11th Nov 2019
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Pub Name

Seen a pub that's been revamped. Looks really good, food there too. FORK n ALE.. Thought it very amusing. Can you come up with something equally witty?...
15:38 Sat 09th Nov 201918 answers, last by nescio 09:33 Mon 11th Nov 2019
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Pulled Over

I got pulled over by the cops and asked if I had a police record. I said, “No, but I’ve got a Sting album.”...
21:49 Thu 07th Nov 20194 answers, last by Patsy33 22:13 Thu 07th Nov 2019
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For Sale

FOR SALE George Foreman Grill & Mohammed Ali Dvds Both Boxed....
11:45 Sun 03rd Nov 20199 answers, last by Chipchopper 15:11 Mon 04th Nov 2019
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Band

Me and my friends are in a band called 'Duvet' We're a cover band.....
16:43 Sat 02nd Nov 201911 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:46 Sun 03rd Nov 2019
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Hairdresser.

My boss at the hairdresser salon, where I work, is always criticising me. She told me in a loud voice, and in front of customers, I need to be more enthusiastic and adventurous. I just wanted to curl...
20:02 Thu 31st Oct 20198 answers, last by marval 22:03 Thu 31st Oct 2019
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Ear Complaint.

A woman goes to her doctor with ear complaint. He looks inside and shocked to find sponge, jelly & custard stuck in her ear. She sees he's looking a little bewildered. "What's wrong with me Doc?" He...
16:44 Thu 31st Oct 20195 answers, last by maggiebee 18:30 Thu 31st Oct 2019
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Duped

I was duped into buying counterfeit The Who merchandise. Won't get fooled again!...
16:39 Mon 28th Oct 20196 answers, last by Patsy33 18:07 Mon 28th Oct 2019
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Grand Parents

My Grandparents are called Pearl & Dean. We just know them as Gran and Grand-pa pa pa pa pa pa.......
16:54 Sun 27th Oct 20193 answers, last by marval 18:44 Sun 27th Oct 2019

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