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Patsy33

921 to 940 of 1971

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Insistence Apparent Unclear Embroil Immature Daunting...
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For those of you that watched this series, do you think Nelly knew regarding his daughter? Can't say too much in case others intend watching later.
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I told my husband that it was his turn to shovel and salt the front steps. All I got was icy stares.
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I’m looking for some good fish jokes. - If you know any, let minnow.....
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Name part of roof hiding first of timbers. (5) ??T?E
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I do a curry & rice every Saturday night but due to an acid stomach will have to do something other than curry sauce with mine. Has to be pretty bland but hopefully a little tasty. Any suggestions?...
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Hope they don't come true. I dreamt last night that Russia cut a lot of our gas supplies!... Have you had any strange dreams lately?......
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The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He'll now be known as the Lord of the Flies....
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I got a brass instrument for my birthday, but it's still in it's box, I'm not one to blow my own trumpet....
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I'm sure a lot of you will know this but to those that don't, salt grit is toxic to a lot of animals. So if you have dogs and have been out walking them, wash their paws when you get home. Same...
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Some people think there are insects on the Moon, they’re Lunar tics....
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After years struggling with my addiction to alcohol gel, I'm finally clean.
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It's all go in our house. My son is being married today at 1.00pm. It's all go! Looks like a nice day for photographs too. Thought I'd like to share this with you all. X
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My grandparents are called Pearl & Dean. They're just known to us as Grandma and Grandpa pa pa pa pa pa pa.........
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Some rotter hit me in the street yesterday and ran off with my limbo stick. I mean really, how low can you go?...
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In my Life....
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Which sailors blow their noses most often? The Anchor Chiefs.
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The man who invented Velcro has died. RIP....
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
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Scientists have grown human vocal chords from stem cells in a lab. They say the results will speak for themselves....

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