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Sex Bomb

Absolutely brilliant! Such fun.. https://youtu.be/ogpwrc6oCKM...
15:52 Tue 06th Feb 20188 answers, last by seekeerz 09:59 Fri 09th Feb 2018
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Scottish Doctor

How do you confuse a Scottish Doctor? tell him you have 'knee problems'....
16:39 Mon 05th Feb 20189 answers, last by Patsy33 18:05 Mon 05th Feb 2018
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Funny Talking Animals. (Bbc)

So funny! Enjoy...
13:51 Mon 05th Feb 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 13:52 Mon 05th Feb 2018
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Lovely Poem I Just Found..

Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu, When someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too. I passed around the corner and someone saw my grin. When he smiled I realized I'd passed it on...
23:13 Sun 04th Feb 201832 answers, last by marval 21:06 Mon 05th Feb 2018
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Usb

The inventor of the USB drive had died, thanks for the memory....
14:06 Sun 04th Feb 20188 answers, last by Patsy33 16:47 Sun 04th Feb 2018
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Names For Tribute Bands.

I'll start with a couple.. Fake That. Proxy Music The Rolling Clones.....
16:03 Sat 03rd Feb 201896 answers, last by beso 11:27 Mon 05th Feb 2018
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Successful Marriage.

The secret to our long & successful marriage is that we go out to a fancy restaurant twice a week. Have cosy candle -lit dinners, dancing, music, watch a romantic film.. I go on a Tuesday and he goes...
11:45 Sat 03rd Feb 201819 answers, last by Patsy33 14:00 Sat 03rd Feb 2018
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Owls

Why don’t owls try mating in the rain? Because it’s too wet to woo....
17:46 Thu 01st Feb 201818 answers, last by marval 23:25 Thu 01st Feb 2018
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Speeding Camera

I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail. I sent it right back – way too expensive and really bad quality...
16:05 Wed 31st Jan 201810 answers, last by Patsy33 17:40 Wed 31st Jan 2018
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Woodwork

DIY is enjoying a boom, the popularity of woodwork is sawing....
09:47 Wed 31st Jan 201812 answers, last by Patsy33 11:35 Wed 31st Jan 2018
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Hawaiians

You can’t trust Hawaiians, their i’s are too close together....
19:13 Tue 30th Jan 201811 answers, last by Patsy33 12:56 Wed 31st Jan 2018
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Selfish

My mate is so selfish. Everything is "Mine, Mine,Mine" Honestly, its the pits!.......
17:28 Mon 29th Jan 201815 answers, last by Tilly2 20:05 Mon 29th Jan 2018
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My Husband Got The Flu... :-(

Aaagggghhhh!! He keeps telling me how terrible it is...... ( I'm not unsympathetic, but....)
12:03 Mon 29th Jan 201834 answers, last by Patsy33 14:09 Mon 29th Jan 2018
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In A Band..

I was in a band once called Teenager’s Bed. Never made it....
18:06 Sun 28th Jan 201818 answers, last by zebo 22:42 Sun 28th Jan 2018
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I Want To Change My Avatar. Please Help..

Do I start off by deactivating it? Will I have to change any of my personal details e.g. user name, email?? Please someone talk me through it! Thanks.x
16:42 Sun 28th Jan 20182 answers, last by Patsy33 10:50 Mon 29th Jan 2018
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Since..

Oh darling, since you’ve started dieting, you’ve become such a passionate kisser… What do you mean, passionate? I’m looking for food remains!...
12:06 Sat 27th Jan 20184 answers, last by Patsy33 13:16 Sat 27th Jan 2018
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Nagging Wife

What did Spartacus do to the cannibal who ate his nagging wife? Nothing, he's gladiator.
08:20 Thu 25th Jan 20182 answers, last by Voltage 08:52 Thu 25th Jan 2018
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All I Wanted..

The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom furniture, but all I really wanted was one night stand.
17:09 Wed 24th Jan 20187 answers, last by Voltage 17:41 Wed 24th Jan 2018
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My Friend

My friend made a joke about a TV controller. It wasn't remotely funny.
17:51 Sat 20th Jan 20186 answers, last by Garaman 08:52 Sun 21st Jan 2018
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Fao Gness.

Lovely idea for knitters!
14:36 Sat 20th Jan 20188 answers, last by Patsy33 15:44 Sat 20th Jan 2018

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