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Patsy33

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I have this irrational fear of Horse chestnut trees.
I will conquer it one day
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I'm looking to buy a lighthouse. Nothing too flashy..
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My daughter is in a lot of pain with her back. She's probably pulled/strained a muscle. Is it usual though, for it to affect the leg and stomach, which is painful too?  
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With so many beers/lagers in supermarkets, with all these weird and wonderful names, can you think up any original ones? I'll start;  Ale Merry The Big Hopper..
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Unfortunately, my obese parrot just died. It is, however, a huge weight off my shoulders.
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A soldier who was renting a house off me has ran off owing me 6 months rent. He told me he was a General but I discovered he is a left Tenant....
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Trying to think of a tree pun, but I'm stumped..
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I've been experimenting with breeding racing deer People have accused me of just trying to make a fast buck....
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When I first heard Julie Andrews sing Doh Ray Me. I thought to myself she'll go Far....
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I found a chippy that serves fish and chips on photocopier paper. It's a little plaice on the A4....
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Sorry about my earlier joke about oil. It was a bit crude. I'll make sure they're more refined in future....
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I was going to patent a method for reusing tea bags, but Tetley have taken out a restraining order against me.
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I got a baby frog and decided to get a DNA test for it. He turned out to be mostly Irish, a little bit French, somewhat German, and a tad Pole....
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We named our baby, Butter. We got a call from the hospital saying that we took the wrong baby! We can’t believe it’s not Butter!...
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The man who invented the automatic tennis ball serving machine is celebrating his birthday. Many happy returns!
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I was walking down the road this morning and first got hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a piano. I think it was an orchestrated attack....
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I'm still angry at my parents for not buying me expensive rollerblades. Cheapskates....
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Has anyone on here experienced a fractured back tooth? I have to have root canal work done on 7th Agust. That's the soonest I can get into Dentist surgery. He done a temporary filling a couple of...
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A new crime drama on tomorrow night on BBC1 at 9.00 pm. Looks good, with Timothy Spall, Sheila Hancock and a few more well known actors. It's a true story, one I'm sure I'll remember, as we get into...
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I'll start you off :-) In Which We Serve. Love Actually...

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