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1021 to 1040 of 1971

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Darth Vader

Darth Vader had a corrupt brother, Taxi Vader.
21:34 Wed 08th Nov 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 21:49 Wed 08th Nov 2017
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I've Just Made

I've just made a killing selling my shares in the nitrous oxide market, I'll be laughing all the way to the bank......
12:46 Wed 08th Nov 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 13:51 Wed 08th Nov 2017
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It's Not On....

What would you do??...
08:09 Wed 08th Nov 201716 answers, last by emmie 16:33 Wed 08th Nov 2017
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Bought

Having bought a vintage Rolls Royce, the budget didn’t cover a driver, so I spent all that money, and I’ve got nothing to chauffeur it....
07:04 Wed 08th Nov 201710 answers, last by Patsy33 12:12 Wed 08th Nov 2017
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Two Eskimos

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
13:06 Mon 06th Nov 20176 answers, last by Patsy33 17:31 Mon 06th Nov 2017
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Nurse

Nurse: "We need a stool sample and a urine sample." Man to wife: "What did she say?" Wife to husband: "They want your underwear."...
09:24 Mon 06th Nov 20178 answers, last by Patsy33 17:39 Mon 06th Nov 2017
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What Comedian/host Used To Come On And Shout "hello?"

My sister just messaged me to ask. Probably doing quiz.. Can anyone help please?...
22:28 Fri 03rd Nov 201728 answers, last by Patsy33 23:27 Fri 03rd Nov 2017
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My Landlord.

My landlord seems very annoyed with me because the electric bill is so very high. He said he's coming to see me soon to discuss it. I said, "My door is always open"......
16:07 Tue 31st Oct 20171 answer, last by bookbinder 16:09 Tue 31st Oct 2017
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Do You Ever

Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you, and be glad that you are alive? I did and apparently won’t be allowed on this airline again …...
16:55 Mon 30th Oct 20173 answers, last by Shaglene 09:17 Tue 31st Oct 2017
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I've Fallen..

I've fallen in love with a another ventriloquists doll, but she's already spoken for....
17:30 Sun 29th Oct 201712 answers, last by Shaglene 09:13 Mon 30th Oct 2017
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Clocks

The clocks go back next weekend. Good job I kept receipts!...
13:37 Fri 27th Oct 20179 answers, last by Ellipsis 14:05 Fri 27th Oct 2017
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Leonard Cohen Fans

Especially for Tilly.... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6o6zMPLcXZ8...
15:48 Thu 26th Oct 201748 answers, last by BAKERS DOZEN 21:53 Mon 06th Nov 2017
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Rotten Day

I've had a rotten day. First my ex gets run over by a bus. Then, I get sacked from my job as a bus driver....
13:07 Thu 26th Oct 20179 answers, last by marval 17:16 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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My Husband

My husband got fired today. He was a human cannonball at a travelling circus.
12:08 Thu 26th Oct 201710 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:43 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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Public Toilet

I went into a public toilet for a poop the other day. I'd just sat down when I heard a voice from the next cubicle say, "Hi, how are you?" I was a little embarrassed but I replied, "I'm fine thanks."...
18:06 Wed 25th Oct 201730 answers, last by Patsy33 14:59 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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New Job

I got a new job installing mirrors. It was something I could always see myself doing...
16:40 Wed 25th Oct 20179 answers, last by Patsy33 17:49 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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Brain Teaser

Few more left! The cakewalk? (3,5) T-- ----- The first man stands to make a proposal (6) -O---E...
11:42 Wed 25th Oct 20178 answers, last by donny48 12:19 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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Brain Teaser

Roundabout way of saying, "trapping" (10) - N- - - - - -G - - Argues with Les, getting a snack. (4) T- - -...
21:07 Tue 24th Oct 201726 answers, last by Patsy33 13:36 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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Gps To Study Teso Data On Food We Eat.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/food/4738614/your-tesco-shopping-will-soon-be-checked-by-gps-to-help-fight-against-flab/amp/...
19:49 Tue 24th Oct 20179 answers, last by choux 20:15 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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Brain Teaser

Guiding star? (5-5)
15:41 Tue 24th Oct 20178 answers, last by Flonska 16:00 Tue 24th Oct 2017

1021 to 1040 of 1971

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