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Patsy33

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Brain Teaser

It is,doctor, pink and blue (6) 2nd letter O...
15:34 Tue 24th Oct 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 15:36 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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A Husband

A husband said to his wife he was fed up of looking at her mustache and beard and it was about time she did something about it. "I will" she promised "but please don't leave me.!" He said, 'Our...
15:19 Tue 24th Oct 20179 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:14 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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I Just Saw

I just saw a digital radio going cheap as it's stuck on full volume, can't turn that down....
20:08 Mon 23rd Oct 20175 answers, last by Shaglene 14:23 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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Saw A Politician..

It was so cold last winter that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets....
16:45 Sun 22nd Oct 20173 answers, last by Shaglene 10:17 Mon 23rd Oct 2017
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Did You Hear

Did you hear about the nun who procrastinated doing her laundry? She had a filthy habit.
18:16 Sat 21st Oct 201739 answers, last by marval 15:58 Sun 22nd Oct 2017
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My Husband

My husband tripped over my bra strap. He said, "It's like a booby trap in this house!"...
17:10 Sat 21st Oct 201713 answers, last by Patsy33 11:07 Sun 22nd Oct 2017
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Other

Other skate boarders call me gay, I guess for not being able to stay on the board very long, Let's see how they manage with four inch stilettos on!!...
17:46 Fri 20th Oct 2017
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The Artist

The artist who works for the court was arrested today. Nobody knows what happened. Details are sketchy...
12:52 Thu 19th Oct 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 15:33 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Cross- Eyed Husband

My cross-eyed husband and I just got a divorce. We didn't see eye to eye. I also found out he was seeing someone on the side.
10:57 Thu 19th Oct 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 11:44 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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I Asked

I asked my Welsh mate how many sexual partners he's had, he started counting then fell asleep....
20:44 Wed 18th Oct 201713 answers, last by sapelesam 14:00 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Gord Downie Rip

Gord Downey 53 of the Tragically Hip has sadly passed away. He died yesterday from a cancerous brain tumour. He was very much loved in Canada and gave his final farewell concert last year. My sister...
15:45 Wed 18th Oct 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 15:59 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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Guy

Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside." "How's that?" "Don't you start."'...
13:01 Wed 18th Oct 201712 answers, last by Patsy33 15:37 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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My Mother

My mother made us eat all sorts of vitamins and supplements, until one day I nearly choked on part of The Sunday Times.
09:15 Wed 18th Oct 201722 answers, last by Patsy33 20:34 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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My Grandfather.

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off.
18:01 Tue 17th Oct 201711 answers, last by Shaglene 13:06 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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Squabbles In Orchestra, Again...

One of the musicians has been accused of being on the fiddle. The guitarist has been making frets. The drummer keeps banging on about timing. I wish there was harmony in this orchestra!
16:00 Mon 16th Oct 201728 answers, last by Shaglene 18:48 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Weird Weather

Strange atmosphere here today with weather. It looks slightly hazy, the sun looks an orangey red and it's getting very windy. Probably a storm brewing! We are in SW. What's it like where you live? (...
10:56 Mon 16th Oct 2017169 answers, last by yogi-bear 19:17 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Tips For Upkeep Of Grave.

Wasn't sure where to put this but my FIL's grave needs some love and attention. Starting to look a bit unloved. Somebody suggested putting top soil on then put winter/ spring plants in. We have a...
15:56 Sun 15th Oct 201719 answers, last by Patsy33 18:10 Sun 15th Oct 2017
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Friend?

Got in a fight with a sea creature that I thought was my friend, turned out he was anemone....
11:02 Sun 15th Oct 201715 answers, last by Patsy33 22:37 Sun 15th Oct 2017
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Mother In Law

The mother in-law phoned today and said, "come quick I think I'm dying", I replied, "phone me back when you're sure"...
20:51 Sat 14th Oct 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 22:04 Sat 14th Oct 2017
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My Mother

My Mother would always hit me with the phone. I was always on the recieving end......
16:16 Sat 14th Oct 201712 answers, last by Patsy33 17:45 Sat 14th Oct 2017

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