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Trying To Pull!

When on our beach holiday with brother in law, he asks my husband what he could do to attract the women. So he suggested putting a large pebble down his trunks. When we seen him a couple of hours...
11:40 Sat 14th Oct 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 12:21 Sat 14th Oct 2017
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Police

Police are investigating a tip off about a robbery taking place this afternoon at the Heinz factory...Sauce Unknown....
20:30 Wed 11th Oct 201715 answers, last by Shenco 21:51 Wed 11th Oct 2017
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Saw A Shoplifter

Saw a shoplifter being arrested this morning by an albino policeman. I thought to myself, "That's a fair cop."...
18:39 Wed 11th Oct 20173 answers, last by Spicerack 19:56 Wed 11th Oct 2017
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The Water..

The water's so hard where we live, the plumbers have to go round in pairs.
15:39 Tue 10th Oct 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 16:33 Tue 10th Oct 2017
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Sleeping Pills.

Doctor, "Your husband needs rest and to relax more, Here are some sleeping pills" Wife, "When do I need to give them to him?" Doctor, "They're for you!"...
07:14 Tue 10th Oct 20175 answers, last by 1ozzy 07:37 Tue 10th Oct 2017
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I Bet

I bet John Lennon would have loved online transactions, 'Imagine all the PayPal...'...
20:42 Sat 07th Oct 2017
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I Said

I said to husband he was obsessed with snooker. I told him, "I think you need to take a break"........
13:28 Fri 06th Oct 201712 answers, last by Patsy33 20:33 Fri 06th Oct 2017
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A Wife

A wife was fed up with her husband keep using her lipstick and mascara. She said "This has got to stop or you'll have to go!" Husband near to tears says, " Ok, I'll try, Can we just makeup?".......
12:52 Fri 06th Oct 20174 answers, last by Patsy33 13:12 Fri 06th Oct 2017
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A Couple

A couple were out shopping, when suddenly the wife realized her husband is missing, so she phoned him asking, "Where the hell are you?" Husband: "Darling, you remember the Jewellery shop with that...
20:30 Thu 05th Oct 20171 answer, last by Berniecuddles2 20:31 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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Kaleo

Great band from Iceland. I love his voice. It's similar to Paulo Nutini https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0-7IHOXkiV8...
20:12 Thu 05th Oct 20174 answers, last by Patsy33 21:04 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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My Granddad

My Grandad's last words were "you selfish boy!"... I respected his wishes and became a fishmonger soon after....
16:05 Thu 05th Oct 20175 answers, last by Shaglene 13:04 Sat 07th Oct 2017
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Have You Ever Gone Home With Someone Elses Luggage??

About Two weeks ago had a nightmare journey back from Paddington after visiting my daughter. I won't go into too much detail but train cancelled due to driver not showing up! So had to hop on another...
13:54 Thu 05th Oct 201755 answers, last by gness 18:58 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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Just Got

Just got through to the next round of the fetish wear cup, I’m in the semi vinyls....
08:02 Wed 04th Oct 20177 answers, last by Patsy33 14:30 Wed 04th Oct 2017
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What

What do you call Dracula with hayfever? The pollen Count.
15:07 Mon 02nd Oct 2017
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What Do You Call..

What do you call an Eastern Indian with pink hair? Ghandi Floss....
17:23 Sun 01st Oct 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 18:12 Sun 01st Oct 2017
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What Do You All..

What do you call the first migrant off the boat? Amhere. What do you call the second migrant off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third migrant off the boat? Amhere Azwel Azhim....
11:47 Sat 30th Sep 20173 answers, last by Quoi 08:08 Sun 01st Oct 2017
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Worried About Pregnant Daughter.

Please, can someone put my mind at rest. My daughter is just over 6 months pregnant. She has been thru an awful lot to get this far she has been told she tested for Strep. I can make the baby very ill...
10:56 Sat 30th Sep 201720 answers, last by Patsy33 13:40 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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What

What are cheese puffs made of? Wotsit matter?”...
17:21 Fri 29th Sep 2017
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On Tv

With all this shiit on the TV these days, I think it's about time our parrot went back in its cage....
12:32 Fri 29th Sep 20178 answers, last by Patsy33 13:18 Fri 29th Sep 2017
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What

What do you call a Russian with Tourette's Syndrome? Yukanol Fukov.
22:23 Thu 28th Sep 20178 answers, last by thistles 21:27 Fri 29th Sep 2017

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