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Patsy33

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Lada

What do you call a Lada on a hill? A bloody miracle!...
21:12 Thu 28th Sep 201719 answers, last by marval 21:20 Fri 29th Sep 2017
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The Shoemaker

The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.
14:49 Thu 28th Sep 20179 answers, last by Patsy33 22:30 Thu 28th Sep 2017
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My Friend

My friend likes to weave garden herbs together to make belts, what a waist of thyme....
14:59 Wed 27th Sep 20178 answers, last by Patsy33 18:09 Wed 27th Sep 2017
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I Used To

I used to hate walking under the horse chestnut trees in the autumn, but now, since therapy, I know I will conker it!
18:13 Tue 26th Sep 20177 answers, last by Patsy33 18:45 Tue 26th Sep 2017
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The Queen

The Queen visited a Post Office depot this morning, security had to step in when someone tried to lick the back of her head...
12:38 Tue 26th Sep 20176 answers, last by Shaglene 10:34 Wed 27th Sep 2017
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My New

My new favourite band is Dog Whistle, you won't have heard them....
12:02 Tue 26th Sep 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 12:26 Tue 26th Sep 2017
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A Fireman

A fireman runs into a classroom holding a screwdriver and yells: "Quick, everyone get out. This is not a drill!"...
20:12 Mon 25th Sep 20178 answers, last by DaisyNonna 21:28 Mon 25th Sep 2017
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R.i.p

R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist...
12:23 Mon 25th Sep 20178 answers, last by 4candles 11:03 Tue 26th Sep 2017
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Gutted!

I'm absolutely gutted, my bank account has been emptied. I guess I'm just lucky to have the Nigerian government paying my lottery winnings in next week!!...
08:21 Sat 23rd Sep 20172 answers, last by marval 21:55 Sat 23rd Sep 2017
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Got Really Emotional

Got really emotional this morning at the petrol station, don't know why, just started filling up....
14:40 Fri 22nd Sep 20177 answers, last by Arksided 17:51 Fri 22nd Sep 2017
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First Thing

First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door. Funny sense of humour my plumber has....
21:30 Tue 19th Sep 201713 answers, last by Arksided 22:09 Tue 19th Sep 2017
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I Used To

I used to get paid fifty pounds an hour just to clean up leaves from peoples gardens, I was raking it in....
09:30 Tue 19th Sep 20174 answers, last by marval 15:50 Tue 19th Sep 2017
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Cat Seems To Have Adopted Us.

A ginger and white young Cat has been making an appearance at our back gate for about a month or so now. My son started leaving dried food by the gate as he looked a bit dishevelled and nervous....
19:21 Sat 16th Sep 201737 answers, last by Patsy33 21:16 Sun 17th Sep 2017
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Shooting Range

If you haven't worn a blindfold at a shooting range before, you should do it, you don't know what you're missing....
17:49 Fri 15th Sep 20171 answer, last by Berniecuddles2 07:25 Sat 16th Sep 2017
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40 Gypsies

40 gypsies turned up at the gates of heaven. St.Peter goes over to God to tell him. He was told only 12 can stay. A bit later, St.Peter sees God again, and shouts, "They've gone!" God says, "Who the...
14:52 Thu 14th Sep 20175 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 16:15 Thu 14th Sep 2017
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Aa Man

I was driving this morning when I saw an AA van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked miserable, I thought to myself, ‘that guy’s heading for a breakdown’....
12:24 Thu 14th Sep 201711 answers, last by vulcan42 13:11 Thu 14th Sep 2017
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Since

Since my mates divorce 3 years ago, he's put on 10 stone, his Doctor told him he has to stop celebrating....
17:38 Wed 13th Sep 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 18:02 Wed 13th Sep 2017
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Japanese Football

At the end of this Japanese football match I was watching, the players started practicing Martial Arts, it must've been Ninjary time....
20:08 Tue 12th Sep 20178 answers, last by Patsy33 21:26 Tue 12th Sep 2017
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Singing Coach

My singing coach is such a selfish barstard. It's always bloody mi mi mi with him....
12:21 Tue 12th Sep 201712 answers, last by Patsy33 17:37 Tue 12th Sep 2017
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Walking

Walking down the road and I saw my mother in law fall over, I didn't laugh but the pavement cracked up....
18:10 Mon 11th Sep 20176 answers, last by Garaman 21:02 Mon 11th Sep 2017

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