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Apparently..

Apparently there's a new flavour of dog food coming out, it's going to be called 'Postman Pate'. ....
17:48 Sun 10th Sep 201714 answers, last by Patsy33 22:19 Sun 10th Sep 2017
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Great Grandma

My Great Grandma died after completing a Marathon, but hey, at least she had a good run....
11:07 Sun 10th Sep 20177 answers, last by Patsy33 21:18 Sun 10th Sep 2017
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I've Just

I've just been informed that a distant relative has left me a priceless watch in her will, I hope it's not a wind up...
13:22 Sat 09th Sep 20179 answers, last by Bazile 16:02 Sat 09th Sep 2017
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Grandad

So Grandad walked into the room with his tackle out, smothered in boot polish, bless him, he mis-heard when we told him to turn his clock back....
19:39 Fri 08th Sep 20173 answers, last by Garaman 10:47 Sat 09th Sep 2017
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My Friend

My friend told me he’s fed up with me talking like a newsreader. More on that story later....
18:39 Fri 08th Sep 20174 answers, last by Garaman 12:10 Sat 09th Sep 2017
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A Man Says,

A man says “I keep finding custard in one ear, and jelly in the other”. The doctor says “I’m afraid you are a trifle deaf”....
15:56 Fri 08th Sep 20173 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 17:04 Fri 08th Sep 2017
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Cake

Got a fantastic stereo made of cake. It’s a gateau blaster....
10:40 Fri 08th Sep 20174 answers, last by Patsy33 12:17 Fri 08th Sep 2017
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Friend Of Mine

Friend of mine always gets a pain in his spine when he listens to classical music. Think it’s Bach-ache....
21:00 Thu 07th Sep 201713 answers, last by Patsy33 10:13 Mon 13th Nov 2017
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Eric Morecambe

I used to do a bad impression of Eric Morecambe, but now I’ve seen the error of my waheys....
20:30 Thu 07th Sep 20177 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:05 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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A Racehorse

A racehorse and his entourage walk into a bar. The bouncer says “You can’t come in here with those trainers.”...
19:08 Thu 07th Sep 201712 answers, last by Spicerack 20:21 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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My Local

My local florist isn’t into butter. They’re not interflora either....
13:53 Thu 07th Sep 20178 answers, last by EDDIE51 20:15 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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Just Been

Just been let down by the people who work at the fancy dress shop after I tried to order a Shepherd’s outfit. Can’t get the staff....
12:49 Thu 07th Sep 201729 answers, last by marval 17:19 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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Trying

Trying to figure out the reason why I have such difficulty with operating my doorbell. I just can’t put my finger on it....
08:58 Thu 07th Sep 201715 answers, last by jno 10:05 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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My Brother

My brother is a bit of a know all and loves praise and approval. Yesterday he said, "I know someone in the family that has a new joint" I replied, " Hip?..... hip?.. "Who Ray?".......
07:36 Thu 07th Sep 20179 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 08:41 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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My Brother

My brother used to date a one legged girl who worked at a brewery, she was in charge of the hops....
13:31 Wed 06th Sep 201725 answers, last by Patsy33 15:22 Wed 06th Sep 2017
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Ventriloquist

Apparently Ray Alan, the ventriloquist who died this week, was said to have committed suicide. The police found his body next to a bottle of pills and a gottle of geer....
21:44 Tue 05th Sep 20174 answers, last by marval 16:00 Wed 06th Sep 2017
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I've Been Asked

I've been asked to take part in a crime scene reconstruction of a murdered campanologist for Crimewatch. Apparently I'm a dead ringer....
19:45 Tue 05th Sep 201721 answers, last by DTCwordfan 15:42 Wed 06th Sep 2017
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Just Witnessed

Just witnessed an Apple store get robbed, police have detained me as an iWitness....
12:17 Tue 05th Sep 20179 answers, last by marval 16:40 Tue 05th Sep 2017
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Shania Twain

Did anyone see her on The One Show last night? At 52, she looks amazing! Do you think she's had work done to her face? I've, fillers, face lift etc?..
10:08 Tue 05th Sep 20179 answers, last by Patsy33 14:08 Tue 05th Sep 2017
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My Doctor

My doctor said I'd be lucky to make 50. That's the last time I give him a lift in my Robin Reliant!
21:52 Mon 04th Sep 20171 answer, last by Berniecuddles2 04:11 Tue 05th Sep 2017

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