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Why

Why was the hearse horse hoarse? Because of the coffin....
16:09 Mon 04th Sep 20174 answers, last by Patsy33 18:11 Mon 04th Sep 2017
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Polyps

My daughter's fiancé has just been into hospital for examination of bowels. Two polyps were found and the one has been sent off for biopsy. He's 32. We are a bit worried about it. He's had a lot of...
14:34 Mon 04th Sep 20178 answers, last by Patsy33 18:08 Mon 04th Sep 2017
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A Photon

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage, "no thanks, I'm travelling light."...
08:35 Mon 04th Sep 201712 answers, last by zebo 08:44 Tue 05th Sep 2017
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What A Great Voice!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW8WmZa3NSI&feature=youtu.be...
08:08 Mon 04th Sep 20176 answers, last by Patsy33 20:14 Mon 04th Sep 2017
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Apparently

Apparently Marti Pellow has discovered he's got Arthritis, he feels it in his fingers, he feels it in his toes....
11:30 Sun 03rd Sep 20176 answers, last by weecalf 17:44 Sun 03rd Sep 2017
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For Sale

For Sale: Replica Fisherman's Knife (Made To Scale)....
19:45 Sat 02nd Sep 201711 answers, last by Garaman 10:18 Sun 03rd Sep 2017
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Strange Craving

I've developed a craving of pouring fabric conditioner over my food. The doctor said it's just comfort eating..
14:29 Sat 02nd Sep 20178 answers, last by Patsy33 19:37 Sat 02nd Sep 2017
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My Mate

My mate came from a broken home, his dad was a shocker at DIY....
11:31 Sat 02nd Sep 20175 answers, last by zebo 14:33 Sat 02nd Sep 2017
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My Mate Bought

My mate's bought a scooter and written 'The Who' on the back of all his jackets, I think he's having a mod-life crisis....
11:30 Fri 01st Sep 20178 answers, last by Garaman 12:18 Fri 01st Sep 2017
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I Recently

I recently bought a wig made entirely from bum hairs, but it keeps blowing off!...
21:16 Thu 31st Aug 201710 answers, last by aelmpvw 12:40 Fri 01st Sep 2017
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I've Just

I've just founded a band called "The Prevention". We're going to be better than "The Cure"!...
15:51 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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I Bought

I bought some Dorito swimming trunks today, I might go for a dip later....
08:52 Thu 31st Aug 201719 answers, last by Patsy33 15:53 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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Breasts

My mate's got breasts on the brain, shocking plastic surgery....
19:46 Wed 30th Aug 20175 answers, last by Garaman 20:20 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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Thai Girlfriend

My mates Thai girlfriend told him that a small penis shouldn't spoil their sex life, he said she may be right, but he'd prefer it if she didn't have one. I'm...
19:12 Wed 30th Aug 20176 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:40 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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My Mate

My mate tries hard to get to work early to beat the crowds, he's loving his new job with the riot police....
14:03 Wed 30th Aug 20176 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:26 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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I'm Going To Make

I'm going to make a TV series about a plane hi-jacking, we just shot the pilot....
20:29 Tue 29th Aug 20176 answers, last by Patsy33 12:03 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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I Dreamt

I dreamt I had to write my own epitaph. That’s a grave sign....
17:47 Tue 29th Aug 20174 answers, last by Garaman 20:32 Tue 29th Aug 2017
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Low Iron Levels

After weeks of feeling exhausted at times, very low blood pressure, just found out cause. Very low iron levels, and yet I eat a healthy diet but don't eat much red meat. Dr recommended I try improving...
10:39 Tue 29th Aug 201716 answers, last by Patsy33 15:43 Tue 29th Aug 2017
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Cryptic

Purchase drink, having left for Belgian capital. Is it Brussels and if so, please parse. Thanks.
09:00 Tue 29th Aug 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 10:24 Tue 29th Aug 2017
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Did You Hear..

Did you hear about the psychiatrist who kept his wife under the bed? He thought she was a little potty....
20:52 Mon 28th Aug 201711 answers, last by Garaman 09:27 Tue 29th Aug 2017

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