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Patsy33

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Vidal Sassoon, RIP, never forgot his roots, and worth a bob or two.-
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My mate's a safety officer in a kids playground, his careers on the slide....
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My girlfriend said she's dumped me because of my obsession with plants, so I asked, "where's this stemming from petal"...
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Jokes about white sugar are rare, but jokes about brown sugar, demarara....
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Doctors have just identified a food that causes years of grief and suffering. It's a wedding cake.
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Weatherman reacts angrily to being sacked after so many cold gloomy forecasts, no more mist & ice guy....
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Apparently there's a new soap coming out, set in Bradford, it'll be called, 'Koran Nation Street'...
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Went to a shocking pub last night called 'The Fiddle', it was a vile inn....
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https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1276857765776493&id=1557884027874842&_rdr...
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I had a happy childhood, my Dad would put me inside a tyre and roll me down a hill, they were Goodyears....
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My mates girlfriend is mute, so communicates by embroidery, it's her version of sign language, sew to speak....
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I could barely lift my bottle of water earlier, it was an Evian....
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I was always taking notes at my last job, but then they checked the till....
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Just listening to Leonard Cohen singing Famous Blue Raincoat and it struck me how much a part of it is like Leo Sayer's When I need you......
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At University I studied archaeology. I scraped through my exams.”...
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My fridge blew up last night. I think something had gone off...
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Did you hear about the lonely pyromaniac?, he's still looking for the perfect match....
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I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you...
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I remember when my son was about 4 yrs old and had to take him to doctor's. He had problem with his foreskin (she whispered!) Anyway, sat in a waiting room full of people, deadly quiet, and my son...

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