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Electric Smog Concern By Noel Edmonds

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/635889/Noel-Edmunds-Deal-or-no-deal-TV-host-electro-magnetism/amp...
17:42 Tue 08th Aug 201713 answers, last by Zacs-Master 21:55 Tue 08th Aug 2017
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Imagine

Imagine if Beyonce’s father had been Roy Castle....
10:06 Tue 08th Aug 20173 answers, last by marval 21:21 Tue 08th Aug 2017
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I Saw

I saw an inflatable ATM machine today, the screen said 'Please do not enter PIN'....
20:30 Mon 07th Aug 20175 answers, last by waterboatman 06:59 Tue 08th Aug 2017
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My Parents

My parents told me I was conceived after they got drunk on cheap Australian lager, that’s how I discovered I’m a Fosters child....
11:59 Mon 07th Aug 20176 answers, last by Chipchopper 16:03 Mon 07th Aug 2017
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A Manual

A man had a terrible accident at work, he fell into an industrial pepper grinder, he’s fine now....
20:01 Sun 06th Aug 20177 answers, last by waterboatman 06:30 Mon 07th Aug 2017
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Every Morning

Every single morning I get hit by the same bike. It's a vicious cycle....
16:55 Sat 05th Aug 20176 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 17:40 Sat 05th Aug 2017
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My Professor

My professor accused me of plagiarism. His words, not mine....
18:26 Fri 04th Aug 20171 answer, last by maggiebee 08:32 Sat 05th Aug 2017
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Lansoprazole

Sqad, can this ppi for whatever reason cause very low blood pressure along with tiredness and weakness?
19:10 Thu 03rd Aug 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 19:22 Thu 03rd Aug 2017
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As I

As I walked passed my fridge last night, I thought I heard the Bee Gees singing. So I opened fridge door and it was chives talking....
19:02 Thu 03rd Aug 20177 answers, last by Zacs-Master 21:12 Thu 03rd Aug 2017
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Did You Hear

Did you hear Handel has teamed up with Hinge and Bracket? They’ve formed The Doors...
10:21 Thu 03rd Aug 201711 answers, last by Tuvok 21:13 Thu 03rd Aug 2017
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Tap And Pray

https://www.pressreader.com/uk/i-newspaper/20170802/281487866430995...
17:49 Wed 02nd Aug 20171 answer, last by goodlife 15:35 Thu 17th Aug 2017
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Ridiculous!

To cut along story short, my OH has been waiting for a spare key for a car he bought to come through the post by recorded delivery for at least 3 weeks. It had to come all the way from Durham and we...
16:51 Wed 02nd Aug 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 17:46 Wed 02nd Aug 2017
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I Went

I went to the inventor of Optrex’s funeral today. There wasn’t a dry eye in the house.....
09:58 Wed 02nd Aug 2017
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Why

Why did the leprechaun wear two condoms? To be sure, to be sure...
09:27 Tue 01st Aug 20173 answers, last by marval 16:50 Tue 01st Aug 2017
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Due To

Due to the forthcoming ban on all petrol engines in favour of electric ones, it has been announced that the 2040 Formula One season will be sponsored by Scalextric.
14:04 Mon 31st Jul 20174 answers, last by AZardoz 06:49 Sat 12th Aug 2017
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I've Fallen

I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B....
18:11 Sun 30th Jul 201715 answers, last by Patsy33 21:56 Sun 30th Jul 2017
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My Boss

My boss said to me today, “You’re the worst train driver ever. How many trains have you derailed so far?” I said, “It’s hard to keep track…”...
19:44 Sat 29th Jul 201724 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:28 Sun 30th Jul 2017
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Someone

Someone was killed with a starting pistol today. Police think it may be race-related....
19:53 Fri 28th Jul 20176 answers, last by Baldric 21:54 Fri 28th Jul 2017
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I Started

I started a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof....
20:12 Thu 27th Jul 20172 answers, last by Quoi 07:21 Fri 28th Jul 2017
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Honey G Comes Out

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/1135665/x-factor-star-honey-g-reveals-lesbian-rapper-nude-shoot-personal-announcement/amp...
20:14 Wed 26th Jul 201719 answers, last by Islander 22:14 Wed 26th Jul 2017

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