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Patsy33

1181 to 1200 of 1972

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My brother's friend has been warning all his mates NOT to go on Tesco's new dating site. One did and ended up with a bag for life!....
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Did you know in Iceland,having sex while drunk is banned. Not sure about Farmfoods though as don't know their rules....
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What’s four inches long, two inches wide, and drives women crazy? An empty toilet paper roll....
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http://deadstate.org/guy-who-says-god-sends-natural-disasters-to-punish-gays-has-his-home-destroyed-in-a-natural-disaster/...
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https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4723434/amp/Wisconsin-company-install-microchips-employees.html...
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But other than that, Mrs Lincoln, did you like the play?”...
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I like to stand in the corner of my psychiatrist’s waiting room and blow on anyone who walks by… Most people hate it, but I’m a fan....
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My sister has just got a 10 week old male kitten. She is looking for a name for him. He is mainly white with smokey markings on his back and legs. Has a black tail and what looks like a little black...
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I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and the whole word is urined...
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Never knew such a beautiful chicken existed!...
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https://m.facebook.com/ilovemotorcyles/photos/a.608654362601871.1073741828.608627902604517/835397976594174/?type=3...
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I’ll do algebra, I’ll do statistics, I’ll even do trigonometry … But graphing is where I draw the line....
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What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? Mumbai!...
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I can't help but laugh at this guy. Honestly! the nerve of some people........
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My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill. I’ve sent him a Get Well Soon card....
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I’ve been dating a homeless woman recently, and I think it’s starting to get serious… She’s asked me to move out with her....
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Has she anyone been watching this? BBC, late Friday nights. We are really enjoying it, although a little confusing at times...
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A good version of Radiohead's Creep on America got Talent. https://youtu.be/ICdPS3aXlwQ...
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So funny! https://youtu.be/cO0_15LOYCA...

1181 to 1200 of 1972

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