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Watch

Lost my watch at a party... Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl. Not on my watch....
19:34 Fri 17th Mar 20178 answers, last by Patsy33 11:39 Sat 18th Mar 2017
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Have You Seen This?

https://youtu.be/IvUU8joBb1Q...
22:56 Thu 16th Mar 20178 answers, last by tonyav 23:28 Thu 16th Mar 2017
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A Beggar...

A beggar walked up to me and said, "I haven't eaten anything for days." I just looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower"....
22:15 Thu 16th Mar 20176 answers, last by Jackdaw33 12:08 Fri 17th Mar 2017
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Last Night..

Last night I went to a comedy and philosophy convention. Laughed more than I thought....
21:58 Thu 16th Mar 20177 answers, last by Patsy33 22:50 Thu 16th Mar 2017
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Thoughtful Scottish Husband.

Ξ Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman who was heading out to the pub? He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, 'Jackie - put your hat and coat on lassie.' She replied, 'Awe Iain...
15:06 Thu 16th Mar 20175 answers, last by Shaglene 16:05 Thu 16th Mar 2017
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High Jump

2020 Olympic high jump results: Gold - Mexico Silver - Mexico Bronze - Mexico...
10:18 Thu 16th Mar 20172 answers, last by -SharonA- 15:58 Thu 16th Mar 2017
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Never Let...

Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do. Take Beethoven for example, they told him he could not be a musician because he was deaf... but he didn't listen....
22:05 Wed 15th Mar 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 22:17 Wed 15th Mar 2017
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How Clever Is This

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q&feature=youtu.be...
12:15 Wed 15th Mar 2017
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What Music...

A wind turbine asks the turbine next to it, "what music do you like?". It replied, "I'm a huge metal fan...
18:03 Tue 14th Mar 20175 answers, last by percy1946 21:55 Tue 14th Mar 2017
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Off To Work

I'm working at the guillotine factory. I will beheading off soon....
19:52 Sun 12th Mar 201711 answers, last by Patsy33 13:42 Mon 13th Mar 2017
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Sneezing

Woman. "Doc, everyone I sneeze I have an orgasm" Doc. "What are you taking for it?" Woman. "Black pepper"...
18:33 Sun 12th Mar 20178 answers, last by Patsy33 13:48 Mon 13th Mar 2017
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Fill In...

Can any of you fill in rest of joke/pun? This is the punch line:- ..."his art is in the right place"...
14:07 Fri 10th Mar 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 18:21 Sat 11th Mar 2017
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Gardener

My husband wouldn't let our daughter marry the local gardener. He said he was too rough around the hedges.....
21:07 Thu 09th Mar 201715 answers, last by Patsy33 13:07 Fri 10th Mar 2017
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New Band.

There's a great new band called the Blank Cheques. They’re still unsigned....
19:50 Wed 08th Mar 20175 answers, last by Togo 21:45 Wed 08th Mar 2017
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When I Was Young

When I was young, I was adopted by a man called Daz. He was my non-biological father.
19:02 Wed 08th Mar 201712 answers, last by Patsy33 22:28 Wed 08th Mar 2017
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I Dropped

I popped into Off License earlier and on the way home I dropped my shopping bag in a puddle. It really dampened my spirits ....
16:56 Wed 08th Mar 201721 answers, last by marval 22:22 Wed 08th Mar 2017
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I Saw

I was walking down the street yesterday when I saw someone pickpocket a dwarf. I don’t know how anyone could stoop so low....
20:58 Tue 07th Mar 20177 answers, last by Patsy33 22:43 Tue 07th Mar 2017
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Beer

A pub started brewing in-house because they loved draught beer, but in the end, they bottled it.
17:03 Mon 06th Mar 20173 answers, last by marval 21:34 Mon 06th Mar 2017
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Doctor!

Woman: "Doctor! You have to help me, I keep thinking I'm a clock!" Doctor, "Calm down, you're winding yourself up!"...
10:38 Mon 06th Mar 201711 answers, last by melv16 15:38 Tue 07th Mar 2017
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I Told My Mum..

I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, "Are you having me on?" I said, "Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything."...
18:00 Sun 05th Mar 20175 answers, last by Shaglene 16:23 Tue 07th Mar 2017

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