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Patsy33

1621 to 1640 of 1972

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Lotto

A woman gets home, whirls her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband says, "Oh my God!...
18:31 Tue 09th Aug 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 22:38 Tue 09th Aug 2016
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Fertility Problems.

My daughter was supposed to start fertility treatment yesterday but doctor could'nt see how many eggs she had due to a blood clot on fallopian tube. Does anyone know if it's likely to disperse next...
16:27 Tue 09th Aug 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 13:25 Wed 10th Aug 2016
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A Break In.

Two Chinese men break into a distillery...One turns to the other and says, "Is it whiskey?" He says."Yes, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank."....
20:32 Mon 08th Aug 201611 answers, last by waterboatman 04:51 Wed 10th Aug 2016
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Judge

I was in court the other day and the Judge said to me "Have you ever been up before me?" I replied, "I'm not sure, what time do you normally wake up?:)...
08:29 Sun 07th Aug 20166 answers, last by 1ozzy 06:45 Mon 08th Aug 2016
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Birthday Surprise

Just got a birthday card, opened it and a Yorkshire pudding fell out!! It was from Aunt Bessie.:)
20:20 Sat 06th Aug 20164 answers, last by frugalfred 08:23 Sun 07th Aug 2016
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Clean.

My wife was addicted to mud wrestling. She's been clean for six months...
20:12 Fri 05th Aug 20161 answer, last by 1ozzy 23:52 Sat 06th Aug 2016
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Stupid.

Taffy, Jock and Paddy are chatting. Taffy says: "Women are so stupid. My wife has just bought a car and she can't evn drive!" Jock says: "That's nothing. My wife's on a diet and she's not even fat"...
11:58 Thu 04th Aug 20164 answers, last by EDDIE51 19:59 Fri 05th Aug 2016
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Irish Fencing Team

the Irish fencing team have withdrawn from the olympics, they have run out of creosote..:)
20:54 Wed 03rd Aug 201611 answers, last by marval 17:10 Thu 04th Aug 2016
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A Negative Wife

My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
20:43 Wed 03rd Aug 20164 answers, last by zebo 13:12 Thu 04th Aug 2016
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Fallen Through The Roof.

BBC News: An Indian builder has fallen through a roof at a Lionel Richie concert, a spokesman said "The last thing i saw was Dan Singh on the ceiling":)...
17:37 Tue 02nd Aug 201611 answers, last by 1ozzy 22:29 Tue 02nd Aug 2016
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Late With Toothy Pegs.

My granddaughter is 18 months in a couple of days, and would you believe it, shes only got one tooth just appearing at the bottom. I wondered if any of you Mums or Grandmothers know of similar cases?...
11:12 Tue 02nd Aug 20163 answers, last by Patsy33 11:28 Tue 02nd Aug 2016
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Nudist Convention.

There is a nudist convention going on in town next week. Think I'll go if I have nothing on.........:)...
22:19 Mon 01st Aug 20166 answers, last by hc4361 22:32 Mon 01st Aug 2016
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Trouble In The Bedroom

Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green Massey Ferguson tractor. Buttocks clenched he...
22:26 Sun 31st Jul 20167 answers, last by tonyav 21:03 Mon 01st Aug 2016
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Friend.

I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea. He said he can't complain....
18:46 Sun 31st Jul 20163 answers, last by marval 20:40 Mon 01st Aug 2016
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What Kind Of People Do You Love Being Round?

Happy, funny, positive people.
19:51 Sat 30th Jul 201637 answers, last by tamborine 22:25 Sat 30th Jul 2016
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Blame.

I put an accumulator bet on 3 horses yesterday, Sunshine, Moonlight and Goodtimes, I didn't win, I blame it on the bookie.:)
19:05 Sat 30th Jul 20164 answers, last by weecalf 19:22 Sun 31st Jul 2016
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Question Title Here

My 7 year old Tabby cat had his annual booster Thursday and yesterday I noticed a sizable amount of fur was missing from the nape of his neck at injection site. Today it's worse. This has never...
17:45 Sat 30th Jul 20165 answers, last by Patsy33 22:00 Tue 02nd Aug 2016
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Stolen.

My mate David had his id stolen the other day. Now we just call him Dav.....
11:21 Sat 30th Jul 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 15:40 Sat 30th Jul 2016
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Too Vague.

I have been called too vague by you know who… but you know the old saying…...
21:06 Fri 29th Jul 2016
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Reluctant.

Mr. Tickle couldn't wait to marry the girl of his dreams. However, Tess was reluctant to take his surname.. ....
18:33 Fri 29th Jul 20165 answers, last by frugalfred 16:08 Sat 30th Jul 2016

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