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Patsy33

1681 to 1700 of 1972

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong...
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Bought a second- hand pair of shoes today. I think they must've belonged to some sort of junkie as I keep tripping....
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Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then on the way home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab, to sit on a Swedish sofa and watch USA shows on a...
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The couple who met in a revolving door, are still going round together..
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Paddy goes on a first aid course. The instructor asks him what would he do if his child swallowed the front door key? Paddy replies that he would climb through the front window.
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I heard Jeremy Corbyn was in IKEA recently. He was looking for a new cabinet..
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1.Cut back dog-end maybe? (7) 2.The nobleman can go before Alice Cooper and be responsible. (11) 3.I am pretending to be striking.(8) 4.Dear horse is confused but sharp! (6)...
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I cleaned the attic out with my wife the other day. I'm still trying to get all the cobwebs out of her hair now......
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1.The winner is silver, fresh almost, to drink. (9) 2.Fling one before barrier to scold. (9) 3.Trunk now needs investigating. A hidden secret? (7) 4.Young lady almost stood before head to make...
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Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman shouts, "Oi, we don't want your type in here!"...
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Just been swimming. Can anyone tell me why I hardly move when doing the breast stroke? It's a bit embarrassing! I move faster doing side stroke. What am I doing wrong?....
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Never go out with a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
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Number is obscene? (5)
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What was Forrest Gump's email password? "1forrest"...
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Marvin Gaye kept a sheep in my vineyard. He'd herd it through the grapevine.
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If voting made any difference, they wouldn't let us do it (Mark Twain)
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The problem with political jokes is that they get elected........
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I tried to look up 'impotence' on the internet, but nothing came up.....
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I met a man who loved eating couches. I think he had a suite tooth......
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Just phoned up the local takeaway and asked if they deliver. No, they said, but we do lamb, chicken and beef.......

1681 to 1700 of 1972

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