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1741 to 1760 of 1972

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Part Of Life...

Boy comes home from school and says to his dad, "I'm in the school play! I'm playing the part of a dad who's been married for 25 years". Dad says, "Never mind son, next time you might get a speaking...
09:47 Thu 26th May 20164 answers, last by marval 16:43 Thu 26th May 2016
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Not Funny.

Jokes about unemployed people are not funny. They just don't work.
21:32 Wed 25th May 20165 answers, last by 1ozzy 21:50 Wed 25th May 2016
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What's In A Name?

Getting a job as an airline pilot is really difficult these days, when your name is Mr. G. Hadd.....
20:48 Wed 25th May 20162 answers, last by marval 20:49 Wed 25th May 2016
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Don't Go!..

My girlfriend is leaving me because she says I'm obsessed with Transformers. She shouted, "You are not a Transformer, you are stupid!" "I said, I can change" She replied, "There you go again!".......
19:07 Wed 25th May 20165 answers, last by marval 20:43 Wed 25th May 2016
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Using Children To 'shop'...

My son who works at a well known supermarket, told me 7 people were caught shoplifting at the weekend. Apparantly, they were gypsies? --/travellers? What they were doing, is sending their kids in to...
10:01 Wed 25th May 201629 answers, last by bodeker 22:11 Wed 25th May 2016
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Lucky.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky that it was a soft drink...
09:26 Wed 25th May 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 11:34 Wed 25th May 2016
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Did You Know..

A pessimist's blood type is B.Negative...
18:01 Tue 24th May 20167 answers, last by Patsy33 21:02 Tue 24th May 2016
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Camping Caution.

Don't go camping in the country side. Have you noticed whenever the police find a body, it's always in a tent....
17:21 Tue 24th May 201612 answers, last by bibblebub 20:01 Wed 25th May 2016
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Have I?

Have I already told you the joke about deja vu?
15:59 Tue 24th May 20163 answers, last by Bazile 16:11 Tue 24th May 2016
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Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun!

I was thinking of writing a mystery novel........Or do I??......
15:07 Tue 24th May 20162 answers, last by frugalfred 15:18 Tue 24th May 2016
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Asaf Avidan

What an unusual voice! I love it. Such a great song writer. How's anyone heard of him? His latest song is called One Day.
08:39 Tue 24th May 2016
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Oh Lonesome Me..

I went to a therapy group to help with loneliness. Nobody turned up.......
22:21 Mon 23rd May 20165 answers, last by marval 16:47 Tue 24th May 2016
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A Scary Tale....

My daughter text me this morning from hospital where she was awaiting small op to remove a cyst on her ovary. The Surgeon came to see her and drew a circle on her forehead! She asked him what on earth...
12:17 Mon 23rd May 201649 answers, last by alavahalf 13:16 Tue 24th May 2016
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Omeprazole

Does anyone know if Omeprazole can make you put on weight? Have been taking them a couple of years, 20 mg to begin with and this last year 40 mgs. My weight has gone up by about a stone last several...
11:27 Mon 23rd May 20169 answers, last by margobo 14:54 Sun 19th Jun 2016
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A Big Job.

I manufactured clown shoes.... which was no small feat..
11:19 Mon 23rd May 20169 answers, last by frugalfred 17:23 Mon 23rd May 2016
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Ooh Err!

Just been to my local hospital and noticed a sign on the wall. It said, "Thieves operate here" Surely it would be better for Surgeons to operate?........
22:45 Sun 22nd May 20168 answers, last by Khandro 16:34 Mon 23rd May 2016
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I Was Just Going To Say...

I was going to join a debating group but someone talked me out of it....
11:49 Sun 22nd May 20162 answers, last by zebo 13:34 Mon 23rd May 2016
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A New Me!

I originally wasnt going to get a brain transplant, then I changed my mind.....
18:53 Sat 21st May 20161 answer, last by DTCwordfan 19:01 Sat 21st May 2016
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Shh!

Why should you never mention the number 288? Because it's too gross!
16:35 Sat 21st May 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 16:45 Sat 21st May 2016
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Paddy.

Paddy in Whetherspoon: He asks barman, "How much is a pint of lager?" Barman says, "A pint is £2 or a pitcher for £7" Paddy replies, "Give me a pint, feck the photo!"......
08:16 Fri 20th May 20164 answers, last by Old_Geezer 18:17 Fri 20th May 2016

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