❤Now open for entries for the🌹Valentine🌹Competition which closes at midnight on the 14th ... winners announced by noon on the 15th. See previous thread for further details. Let's be fun-loving... ...
Poets were on special offer in town today. It was Byron get one free. ___ I said to my wife "seeing as it is valentines day lets try something from the karma sutra"....Ok she says "I'll have Chicken... ...
I know i'm late to the party (aired in 2023) and i did do a search to see if anyoe had posted on the tv series Maryland, but the search turned up no hits. I watched all 3 episodes last night. No... ...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13077119/Joe-Biden-cognitive-test-White-House-Donald-Trump.html Michael Obama? Hillary Clinton? There's no way is it going to be Joe ...
Mick got a job as a bus driver and on his first morning he just sat at the depot waiting. The bus inspector came over to see what the problem was. Mick said; " l'm waiting for the conductor! " The... ...
I met a nurse who took me to Italy. Next thing I know, she has me arrested. And that’s how I learned about Florence, night in jail. ___ I didn’t win any medals at the international astronomy quiz last... ...
❤Following the success of last year's competition, this is to notify all Abers that a similar one will be held on 14th February this year, looking for the best short or long poem (one from a male,... ...
I was disappointed with the new film called Fishing, although it had a great cast! ___ Woman sitting next to a man on a plane, every time he sneezes he wipes his cock, after the 3rd time the woman... ...
Good morning everyone - sunny and pleasantly warm here, a light breeze, lovely ....and the prediction for Monday is 39d !! At least it will only last a day or so, instead of the week long... ...
You know you shouldn't laugh but you just can't help it.Got into my car yesterday on a carpark and thought I would just have a snack before driving off. Walking to her car was a woman who had got... ...
I'm Hungary Maybe you should Czech the fridge I'm Russian to the kitchen Is there any Turkey? We have some but it's covered with a layer of Greece Ew, there is Norway you can eat that Please Finnish... ...
I finished up the last of the Quality Street last night :( I've opened the last tin of M&S Belgian Biscuits tonight :( I'm now into the final bottle of the wine that I bought for the Christmas... ...
20 yrs. ago I had a r-hip replacement (in France). I suspected it was beginning to wear when, in autumn 2023, I had to have private physio to free-up some cartilege caught in it. All well after... ...
See How Far This Goes... most know how it works you simply follow on from the previous song/lrics with one of your own. All I ask is you ply nice Xx I'll start with: One slip and down the hole we... ...