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Buenchico
Good evening, all!   Actually, as I’m typing this, I should possibly be writing “Good morning, all”, as it’s 3am and I’m drafting my post for later on today. I’m hoping that by trying the quizzes at... ...
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Patsy33
I replaced my rooster with a duck. I now wake up at the quack of dawn..
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Rondy
As I was rushed into A&E, the paramedic shouted “BP is 148!”
I thought that’s not really the time to talk about petrol prices. ___ The seeds I sent for have germinated in the envelope.
It's left me... ...
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maggiebee
Tom gets on a plane in Edinburgh for a flight to New York. A very attractive young lady gets on the plane and sits right next to him. Wanting to start a conversation with her he asks “Business... ...
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Countrylover
I just had to laugh  https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1864772/queen-camilla-new-royal-title-king-charles-cancer-latest/amp ...
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douglas9401
Line drawn under. Titter ye not! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-68239365 ...
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Vagus
Will be sausage baguettes and a bottle of fizz..the fizz 🍾is to celebrate seeing the last of the tradespeople today, who we've had through our door, on and off since last September. The sausage... ...
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Tilly2
The seventh one was put to sleep yesterday. Do you know what...it doesn't get any easier.
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ToraToraTora
take it away Van.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqXSBe-qMGo   ...
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Rondy
Just bought myself a book about reincarnation, it was £45 but I thought, *** you only live once! ___ The next person who asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of... ...
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poodledoo
3a)Hanfg on! It's only a sign of approval (4,1,4).......rhymes with flick. 6a)Talks indistinctly in Wales?(7) 6b) Knows what one is up to by the sounds (7) 9a)Steal from the shop? Think... ...
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grandmababs
Double P answer
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Bernie
11d.Slowcoach found penny in the ground(8)???r???n 12d. Not the centre of the wharf (8)???y???e 19a. Morally raise up 51 ft(6)?????t Many thanks. 
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joky
6a: The reason many a talented teenager is spotted (4) -c-e Reckon answer is ACNE but don't know why. Thanks for help. 
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cleoval
Hi I am having trouble sleeping  and is it true the malted drinks Ovaltine or Horlicks can help you sleep better.?Which drink is better and is supermarket own brands just as good.?  Many Thanks in... ...
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Smowball
Apparently, your 'stripper', or 'pole-dancing' name is the colour of the knickers/pants that you are wearing at the moment, and the name of the last thing that you ate! So according to that I... ...
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Rondy
A blonde stormed up to the front desk of a library and said, "I have a complaint!"

"Yes, ma'am?"

"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"

"What was wrong with it?"

"It had way too many... ...
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Chipchopper
But Armageddon out of here, said the last man on earth. Sorry πŸ˜† 
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sandyRoe
...by the Right in American politics?
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Canary42
I got 8 out of 10. Can you better that ? https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/12vbByzjT1hcmFgh79f2MHw/are-you-grammatically-gormless-or-a-punctuation-perfectionist ...

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