A waiter places a warm cup in front of the gentleman. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out. He turns to the waiter and says, “Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!” The waiter, looking... ...
answers begin with I, J, K, or L 1. it's hot in chilli city (7) 2. just a little rock music (7) 3. ripe and outrageous...how delicious (5) 4. turbulent river sucks up angry rat making a bog (7) 5.... ...
I have been an avid reader of fiction all my life, although not necessarily 'good' literature. I have received many books as gifts but most of my books came from public libraries and used book... ...
We have a static 8 berth caravan on a site in Dorset. We've been expecting electric and gas bills to come in. Anyway, a couple of weeks ago, management thought our electric bill too low and are... ...
This song has a sample from a very famous song from the 70s. Does anyone know what the song is? it's the guitar riff that kicks in 47secs into the... ...
A Yorkshireman's beloved wife passed away. He went to a stonemason to sort out a headstone for her grave. Being a devout man, he decided the inscription should read, 'She was thine'. The... ...
Good morning everyone - warming up over the next few days, just in time to have cyclists all over the place and they're down my way today, needless to say people everywhere!!! Great fun if you... ...
Good evening all! It appears to be a Friday again (although there only seems to have been a day or two since the last one!), so it must be quiz time again. You should all be able to beat me easily... ...
Tonight it's beer battered cod portions, gigantic ones, chips and peas. Pud will be some maltesers or mini eggs. Whilst rummaging in the freezer to see what fish we had in, I came across a big lump... ...
Mr BM took great delight over Christmas in getting Alexa to play Mariah Blummin Carey "All I want for Christmas" randomly - interrupting whatever I was listening to. On Monday he had a total knee... ...
I've recently rediscovered a regular favourite from my youth, a hot sweet mug of Horlicks, so nice on these cold evenings. It has also made me remember Ovaltine & Bournvita. Do they still exist?... ...
As a trucker stops at a red traffic light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is... ...
Was talking to my friend on the fone an hour ago, and she was saying how her new plan of holding back part of her 15yr old sons pocket money if he plays up during the week was going well. And he... ...
The poor hound was just wandering around the garden when she was attacked by Coyotes. But she was saved by her sister from another mother. Cute news... ...
