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Patsy33
My daughter's partner has been in hospital fir six hours today. Doctor told him to be taken to hospital, as he had tachycardia, also feeling very unwell. Their young son has had some sort of virus... ...
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Rondy
I went to buy a digital watch and the guy tried to sell me an analogue one. I said to him, "What is this, a wind up?" ___ My wife asked me what see should do with this bubble wrap? I said just pop... ...
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Rondy
My friend was in Canada and was attacked by a huge bear…
I'll spare you the grizzly details! ___ Spent all day horse riding…
It was great until I ran out of 50p coins! ___ I haven't renewed my... ...
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webbo3
Going through my record collection I came across this one which I think is better than the original, anyone think there are better cover versions. https://youtu.be/sCluiViSnNA?si=0--aPGj0BjDAxawu ...
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malteasers00
Involving the letter T - T T T light F Speed or lack of it - M in H, R at L Music - T F while R B
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Patsy33
I'll start you off. KENsington DONcaster  
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Arksided
The game is simple just follow on from the previous lyrics with one one of your own. Tha last lyrics from the previous thread were:
  Well, we know where we're goin'
But we don't know where we've been...
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NoseyNose
According to the TV advert(where people are dressed as vegetables). A family wastes 60lb's of veggies a month. Where can I verify this,as it does seem extreme. Being brought up at the tail end of... ...
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Patsy33
A real man would never stand there and watch his woman pay for anything. He would go out and wait in the car.
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Youngquiz
it ache ache
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newbie20
The answer is a Michael Buble song You've got the hard job but me...I haven't!! Thank you for any help you can give
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Rondy
Two young guys were at a party in the woods with some friends, all drinking beer, when all of a sudden there was a tremendous storm with lots of thunder and rain.
The two of them ran through the... ...
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Vagus
I used to really enjoy this when it first came out with Amanda Burton was in it.
I now find it a bit disappointing whenever I manage to watch a whole episode, it all seems a bit slow and dreary. I... ...
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Canary42
I've just discovered it's Blue Monday today.   Take care everyone.   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Monday_(date) ...
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Rondy
They said on tv this morning that 20% of all driving accidents are cause by drunk drivers. That means that the other 80% are caused by drivers that are stone cold sober.
In other words If all... ...
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Rondy
I’ve learned 99% of the English language.
I’m almost their. ___ I walked into a bank, pointed a long, thin piece of wood at the ceiling and shouted:
"This is a stick up!" ___ Yesterday I went rock... ...
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maggiebee
Housework was a woman's job (?) but one evening, Maggie arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the cooker, and... ...
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joko
I need some large-ish containers - ALL with LIDS - something around the size of a microwave, or larger, or smaller or flatter ones that stack up. The bigger the better! Nothing fancy, just basic... ...
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Rascal123
Found in the garden....any help greatly appreciated  1)Short sibling cubic centimetre initially and stir lubricant (8) 2)Water retainer with off spring (6) 3)There could be one on your face when... ...
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Countrylover
Spent until 2.30am bingewatching Fool Me Once last night  Didn't think I would like it initially and then got hooked.  Highly recommended.

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