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So I went for a job as a lumberjack..
Fella asks: "Have you any experience?"
I replied: "Have you heard of the Sahara Forest?"
He said: "You mean Sahara Desert!"
I said: "Yeah, well that's what they... ...

Canary42

Don't Get Caught Short In Usa . . . .

. . . . even if you're only 10 years old. https://uk.news.yahoo.com/ten-old-boy-gets-harsh-221624114.html ...

retrocop

Help Please London Drinker

I have a clue : Cut off in China (6) The letters I have are: ? r ?e ? d. I can only think of Friend. If this is correct could some one kindly parse the answer. I can only think of Cockney... ...

Canary42

Grandma

My mate said "we'll all miss grandma this Christmas, but we know she'll be looking down on us "

I replied "oh dear, when did she die?"

He replied "she's not dead, we're still waiting for the Stannah... ...

Joe123

Rte Xmas Guide Crossword

Between the teetotaler I bid outright for a bite (6 letters) What a calamity: piggy's ham is undone (6 letters)

brainiac

Turkey Of The Year

The Couple Next Door Did anyone else waste their time on this steaming pile of garbage? How on earth this ever made it to the screen is an utter mystery. Preposterous story; unlikable, unbelievable... ...

fruitsalad

Beta Blockers

Do they make you tired?

MontyMiniman

Fenwick Bowling Club, Closing 31St December Link Words.

No14 health: off: No15 first: free: thank you.

granny grump

Fancy Dress

Looking for suggestions for a cheap easy fancy dress for me and granddad grump our Christmas quiz Next Tuesday.

ToraToraTora

They Walk Among Us.........

https://news.sky.com/story/tourists-flip-venice-gondola-after-refusing-to-stop-taking-selfies-13024789 ...

Rondy

And There's More

A man is being interviewed for a job. “What are your qualifications for the job of night watchman?”
“Well, The slightest noise wakes me up.” ___ I was driving down a lonely country road one cold... ...

DTCwordfan

Aussie Retribution - Beware All You Men Downunder....

Meantime I offer you this below from a wild Zimbabwean bushman friend of mine who sent me this in his e-mail: An absolutely amazing and deeply moving story of an Aussie woman's bravery with a tiny... ...

Rondy

A Few More

The Lord called Noah one day and said, "Noah, I need you to build another ark."
"What, like the last one?" Noah replied.
"Er, no..I need this one to have 6 stories."
"So do you want me to lead all... ...

maggiebee

One Or Two

For sale: Iconic 90s Sooty and Sweep puppets. Just want them off my hands. Most people use their mobiles to call or text people. I'm at an age where I use mine to take photos of labels I can't... ...

tg22

St Mary's Winter Quiz 13 Jan 2024

Help please.... All answers are things to do with holidays. 40. Cat accepts help is endless in this structure (6) 52. Lawn is all backwards but it doesn't need nitrogen. Charles will join it. (7) 55.... ...

locust

Climate Change And Our Future

“The climate disaster is here. Earth is already becoming unlivable.”— What the Bible Says, Most scientists agree that human activity is responsible for global warming. Melting glaciers and Arctic... ...

vonjon

Hammond Quiz 2024

stuck on quite a few 1. a bookmaker who also arranges a tour around hungarian capital 3. a horse found in a new role 8. a spy from eastern state 14. bromium about a small amount 16. cold oats mixed... ...

granny grump

St Mary's Church Rushden C/D 31 Dec

Please can you help with the following? Each answer the 3 consecutive letters ASH, ELM, FIR or OAK 16. An admitting to full conclusion (12) 29. 29, 9 (10) 31. Gall on a tree (3 5) 41. Big success (5... ...

melv16

I've Just...

...found out I'm colour blind. That came like a bolt from the green..

scooke

Rte Xmas

.. after one triple gin becomes a festive libation(6)???n?? 50d some task i presume to pass(4)???p 54a apprehension amongst the naughty on his arrival at advent(7)??a?p?s 47d take 10 to determine if... ...

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