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ichkeria

Just Wondering …

is ynna watching Shane MacGowan's funeral 😉 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-europe-67642034 ...
16:49 Fri 08th Dec 202327 answers, last by ichkeria 21:20 Fri 08th Dec 2023
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Rondy

A Few More

I just burnt my fingers in boiling oil and screamed "OOH OOH AAH AAH" like a monkey.
It was a chip pan, see. ___ When I got to work this morning, my boss stormed up to me and said, “You missed work... ...
11:35 Fri 08th Dec 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 15:01 Fri 08th Dec 2023
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Canary42

Congratulations To Patrick Blower . . . .

. . . . for the Political Cartoonist of the Year award. https://ibb.co/7XkGBf3   ...
11:58 Fri 08th Dec 20232 answers, last by jno 21:57 Fri 08th Dec 2023
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naomi24

Is Weeing In A Layby Littering?

//When a 69-year-old with a weakened prostate parked in a layby to have a "discreet" wee he ended up being handed an £88 fine for "littering". While many might consider urinating in public -... ...
14:03 Thu 07th Dec 202328 answers, last by theshedman 07:58 Fri 08th Dec 2023
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Rondy

Be Careful

Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under
your vehicle...especially in public.
A couple who drove their car to Tesco only to have their car
break down in the car park.
The man told... ...
15:49 Thu 07th Dec 20234 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:16 Thu 07th Dec 2023
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Patsy33

Understanding Little Children

My 5, going on 6 year old grandson, is in his Christmas play at school tomorrow. The school doesn't do the  traditional stuff, but always make it fun. He told me he is the Narrator. "Oh", says I,... ...
18:57 Wed 06th Dec 202338 answers, last by roopower 09:52 Fri 08th Dec 2023
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barry1010

Benjamin Zephaniah Has Died

One of the nicest people I have met, only twice, but he seemed to have the ability to make everything seem better. A genuinely good bloke. Lots of people will recognise him from Peaky Blinders BBC... ...
11:43 Thu 07th Dec 202311 answers, last by Patsy33 16:05 Thu 07th Dec 2023
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Smowball

How To Find Where Someone Is Buried - Not Proving Easy.

Trying to find where my mum is buried (long story).I know her full name, d.o.b and d.o.d, plus county she lived and died in.  I don't have her full last address or the date of funeral.....every... ...
11:39 Thu 07th Dec 202338 answers, last by Smowball 16:47 Thu 07th Dec 2023
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Patsy33

Finding Chilblain Cream..

I was in Superdrug a few days, and asked if they had any cream for chilblains. I was told no, I'd have to go to Pharmacy. So I went along to Boots, where there was a long queue. The woman in front... ...
14:48 Tue 05th Dec 202332 answers, last by Patsy33 21:28 Wed 06th Dec 2023
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Rondy

And There's More

Kathy goes to her local bank, walks into the manager’s office, and says, “I want a loan; I am going to divorce my husband.”
“Oh, we don’t give loans for divorces,” the manager says. “We offer loans... ...
11:29 Wed 06th Dec 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 11:45 Wed 06th Dec 2023
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lindylou16

Rescue Cat

Having recently asked, asked the question of how and when I could introduce her to the outdoors. Well last night she escaped to the outdoors and we've gone all night but this morning when I was... ...
09:14 Wed 06th Dec 202310 answers, last by smurfchops 12:37 Wed 06th Dec 2023
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Buenchico

So Which One Will You . . .

. . . be wearing in the pub on a Saturday night?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-67623156 ...
20:04 Tue 05th Dec 202318 answers, last by Countrylover 15:03 Wed 06th Dec 2023
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Buenchico

Is Anyone Here . . .

. . . going to queue to view it?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-67627980 ...
20:17 Tue 05th Dec 202324 answers, last by Lie-in King 15:40 Thu 07th Dec 2023
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wolf63

R I P Felix The Floof

She was still a youngster. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c97383pvyy8o ...
20:14 Tue 05th Dec 202315 answers, last by roopower 16:41 Wed 06th Dec 2023
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Tilly2

Vinted.

Does anyone use Vinted as a way of buying and selling clothes? Do you have any comments about the service provided?
19:39 Mon 04th Dec 20238 answers, last by adam341 10:20 Mon 08th Jan 2024
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Canary42

Happy Birthday Jonathan - Only Nine Years To The Big 200

Happy Birthday Jonathan - only nine years to the big 100. Wishing you another 191 years and... ...
13:19 Tue 05th Dec 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 14:14 Tue 05th Dec 2023
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Rondy

And There's More

I've finally found the courage to open the first door on my Oscar Pistorius advent calendar! _____ My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage…
I take that as a... ...
12:17 Mon 04th Dec 20232 answers, last by Canary42 15:58 Mon 04th Dec 2023
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Rondy

And There's More

I was standing in a queue behind a very big fat woman with a huge ***. When her phone started to bleep, a little boy behind her shouted: "Watch out, she's reversing." ___ Jesus Christ was... ...
07:43 Sun 03rd Dec 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 18:57 Sun 03rd Dec 2023
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Rondy

Holiday Plans

Advice needed please. I'm lucky enough to be on holiday from Dec 26th to Jan 15th and would love to go to a quiet beach, without crowds, preferably in the Caribbean or Indian Ocean. Ideally a child... ...
07:40 Sun 03rd Dec 20233 answers, last by Hopkirk 19:04 Sun 03rd Dec 2023
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nailedit

Life Support

How long after switching off life support will a patient last before dying? My 41 year old nephew, who ive always been very close to, has been in intensive care for a few weeks. He's spina bifida... ...
21:25 Sat 02nd Dec 202330 answers, last by jno 19:19 Sun 03rd Dec 2023

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