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Rondy

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My boss said to me: "Why do you come out in a rash when I give you your wages?"
I said: "It's because I'm allergic to peanuts!" ___ Stupid driver next to me is putting on makeup!
I was so shocked I... ...
09:22 Wed 29th Nov 20233 answers, last by Ken4155 12:51 Wed 29th Nov 2023
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nailedit

Detox Last Day Today

And then off home in the morning.  Just wanted to thank everyone who's supported me this last week.   Couldn't reply to everyone individually so a collective thank you to you all. All been very much... ...
09:43 Tue 28th Nov 202340 answers, last by pastafreak 12:31 Wed 29th Nov 2023
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Rondy

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I was going to cook a surprise Korean meal for the wife today.
But someone let the cat out of the bag! ___ Went to see a fortune teller last week and she told me a lot of money would be coming my... ...
11:19 Tue 28th Nov 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 12:17 Tue 28th Nov 2023
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Ken4155

Happy Lancashire Day

To all those who are proud to be citizens of the Red Rose County😊
11:36 Mon 27th Nov 202320 answers, last by Khandro 22:27 Mon 27th Nov 2023
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wolf63

Cats. Cats And More Cats

This guy speaks quickly and injects some humour into his videos but the video is full of information.  Most cat people know these facts, but it is still... ...
16:33 Mon 27th Nov 20236 answers, last by wolf63 12:01 Tue 28th Nov 2023
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seekeerz

The K M Links Game - November 2023 Week 4 And Final Results

Good morning everyone - another Monday rolls around and with it, the end of this months game. At least the day is a pleasant one, the rain has vanished (😡) the sun's shining ....looking good!!
  The... ...
00:52 Mon 27th Nov 202311 answers, last by tearinghair 14:08 Mon 27th Nov 2023
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Rondy

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I'm developing a new method of air crew training.
It's just a pilot scheme at the moment. ___ I watched a series about a tennis bribery scandal.
It was on Net fix. ___ I’m going to a deodorant party... ...
09:27 Mon 27th Nov 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 10:28 Mon 27th Nov 2023
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seekeerz

The K M Links Game - November 2023 Week 4

Good morning everyone - well we've had some much needed rain in the past couple of days which has brightened things up enormously .... and brought the weeds on no end !! If we get a couple of... ...
01:54 Sat 25th Nov 202362 answers, last by kettledrum 23:50 Sun 26th Nov 2023
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Rondy

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Last Christmas I got my wife some I speak your weight scales.
She got on them & it said "1 person at a time" ___ Do I like to make maths-related jokes?
Sum times. ___ Police were suspicious when the... ...
07:23 Sun 26th Nov 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 13:34 Sun 26th Nov 2023
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Rondy

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I have been teaching my dog to fetch tools from my workshop…
He's not perfect, but he knows the drill!
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For my age I have a lot going for me…
My eyes are going, my knees are going, my back is... ...
11:00 Sat 25th Nov 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 12:14 Sat 25th Nov 2023
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Chipchopper

Sold Out

I went to buy some apples oranges and grapes at the supermarket, but the shelves were bare, it turned out to be a fruitless journey
08:02 Sat 25th Nov 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 12:13 Sat 25th Nov 2023
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Chipchopper

New Hobby

I was feeling bored, so a friend suggested I take up a new hobby, I decided to take up fencing, but my neighbour demanded I put it back  
06:19 Sat 25th Nov 20235 answers, last by Canary42 12:28 Sat 25th Nov 2023
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nicebloke1

Whats Your Small Annoyance

Mine, trying to evenly brown sausages all round without them rolling back to the side thats already browned. Do you think fitting them with stabilizers would help? :>)
13:11 Fri 24th Nov 202361 answers, last by fiveleaves 16:29 Sun 26th Nov 2023
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ToraToraTora

Zacs-Master Not Been On Since 6Th Nov....

....any ideas?
21:43 Thu 23rd Nov 202379 answers, last by -SharonA- 21:51 Fri 24th Nov 2023
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Arksided

See How Far This Goes...

The game is simple just follow on from the previous lyrics with one onf your own. The last song was this... When you get to where you wanna go
And you know the things you wanna know
You're smiling
When... ...
15:14 Thu 16th Nov 20231174 answers, last by Hazlinny 21:52 Tue 13th Feb 2024
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nailedit

Day Two, Exhausted But Good

Only managed get 4 hours sleep despite been given 20 mill of valium before bed. Woke at 5 and made a cuppa. A few days ago I would wake at 5 and swig vodka. Just had a cocktail of meds and waiting... ...
08:18 Thu 23rd Nov 202328 answers, last by ladybirder 21:58 Thu 23rd Nov 2023
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nailedit

Well, That's The First Day Nearly Done With

Feel as rough as old boots but the staff are fantastic.
19:37 Wed 22nd Nov 202322 answers, last by elliemay1 22:48 Wed 22nd Nov 2023
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Patsy33

My Gtech Vacuum

Well after much consideration, I ordered this Gtech Multi vacuum, mainly fir stairs. Used it today and I'm very pleased with it so far. Got £38 off as it was Black Friday deal. 😃
17:09 Wed 22nd Nov 202310 answers, last by Patsy33 18:45 Wed 22nd Nov 2023
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JohnC1

Phoenix Annual Crossword

3d. In Rome,uniquely,get 100 in 1! This can never, ever be repeated! (4)?i?e 4d. React sadly if Puccini's girl abandons the art of imitation and impersonation (3)?u? 10d. Classical conductor is late... ...
17:19 Wed 22nd Nov 20237 answers, last by Beachmaster 18:06 Wed 22nd Nov 2023
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Chipchopper

Well I Never!

A guy walks into a library and cuts 2" off his trouser leg and puts it between the pages of a book. He took it to the librarian, to which she exclaimed, well that's a turn up for the books!
06:54 Wed 22nd Nov 20236 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:43 Thu 23rd Nov 2023

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