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1ozzy
.. Beavers don't own fridges  https://ibb.co/N73qzkD ...
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Rondy
I‘m moving to Greece, should I take my Sky dish with me or just smash it on the floor?
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Went to the Dr the other day because I’ve started growing a tail,my feet are forming into trotters,I can’t... ...
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nailedit
in a detox unit after 6 months of trying. Going for it, wish me luck. If you dont then sod off because i couldnt care less about your lack of empathy towarwds your felow human beings. There was once... ...
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maggieriorda
I'm hopeless at cryptic quizzes.  I know several of you are a whizz at these and enjoy a challenge.  Very grateful for any help with these please. 1. pleasure in Ankara (7, 7) 2. Grasp a confused... ...
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maggiebee
I asked a supermarket assistant where they kept the tinned peaches.  He said "I'll see" and walked away. I asked another and he also said "I'll see" and walked away. In the end I gave up and found... ...
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Rondy
I dig, you dig, we dig,
he digs, she digs, they dig.
It's not a beautiful poem, but it is very deep.
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The wife said 'lets go out and have some fun tonight'.....
I replied 'okay - but if you are home... ...
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marjessica
Clever person sees sign EU is breaking up? (6)
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elsa4321
Holly Bough Crosword Anyone know the answer to 23 down> Giggly hip? Dyed Leg? Disorganised-and in a disorganised state. I'm brain burnt trying to figure it out. Thanks.
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Hazlinny
Will any of you be buying/wearing a special sweater for Christmas?  Personally, I won't though thinking of buying one for my best friend. https://stock.adobe.com/uk/search?k=ugly%20sweater ...
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Patsy33
My friend decided to get a face tattoo of his favourite Star Wars character. You should've seen the Luke on his face..  
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barry1010
Somebody (not me) posted this in my group WARNING. If a Mr. Schrodinger offers to sell you a cat, don't buy it. I bought one from him and honestly, I couldn't tell if it was alive or dead. So far 15... ...
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NoseyNose
  My Gay partner of nearly 50 years,died very suddenly last Thursday(16th November) from heart attack, while shopping with me in Sainsbury's.The Medics did their best,but to no avail. I am... ...
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Canary42
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galasalmon
Another quiz needing help please . 13/ Not an aeroplane (3)  18/ Could be an isolated person ( 6)  20/ Terry likes this colour ( 6)  27/ Ultraviolet light on skin ( 3)  Thank you. 
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Rondy
What is a doctor who specializes in Adam's apples called.
A guyneckologist.
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Had a really bad dose of flu, sore throat, total memory loss.
I was hoarse with no name.
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Quizmaster - Where is Santa... ...
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maggiebee
Just seen Michael Caine's list for his Christmas LP of favourite 60s bands ... He's only gone and left the bloody Doors off!
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naomi24
Fanciable or not?   Not for me.
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Redhelen72
Due to himself having tests tomorrow he is bill by mouth. but I am having pumpkin hummus with homemade garlic and lemon flatbread. enjoy whatever you're having.
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melv16
Does anyone know why they have changed the shape of the tea bags from triangular to the original square shape?

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