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Rondy

And There's More

I just heard they are not making the 12 inch ruler any longer.
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I put vaseline on our front doorknob as a joke. My wife didn't find it funny. In fact she flew off the handle.
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I was in the... ...
11:38 Mon 06th Nov 20234 answers, last by Canary42 15:44 Mon 06th Nov 2023
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1ozzy

One Reason..

..Dogs aren't allowed on AB.. https://ibb.co/CnvCCrs   ...
08:35 Mon 06th Nov 20234 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:57 Mon 06th Nov 2023
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blue-yonder

Find The Animal, Bird,Or Fish.

Find the animal, bird, or fish. Clue :- Cheese & Co.(5. 6.)
12:29 Sun 05th Nov 20237 answers, last by TheWinner 20:42 Sun 05th Nov 2023
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nailedit

Bonfire Night??

Not a single firework going off here...
17:44 Sun 05th Nov 202342 answers, last by fiveleaves 19:36 Tue 07th Nov 2023
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retrocop

Lost In Translation

ShareTweet It’s a small town and not much happens most days, so the town newspaper prints pretty much every little story. But the editor just can’t believe it one day when the new farmer down the... ...
08:42 Sun 05th Nov 20232 answers, last by Canary42 14:16 Sun 05th Nov 2023
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ladybirder

Isn't This Wonderful News?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12710865/Britains-loneliest-sheep-stranded-rocky-beach-two-years-finally-rescued-taken-Scottish-farm-park.html?ico=related-replace   ...
22:01 Sat 04th Nov 202324 answers, last by Gill1941 10:55 Mon 06th Nov 2023
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NoseyNose

A A Very Mild Autumn

I cannot believe the temperatures here "down South". Yesterday,according to my trusty little bedside clock,the night temperature never dropped below 64F! Is this due to Global Warming~ or is it just... ...
10:38 Sun 05th Nov 202316 answers, last by Old_Geezer 09:02 Mon 06th Nov 2023
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retrocop

Rye Humour

  Husband was sipping his whisky, while sitting in the balcony with wife and he says, “I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you.” Wife asks, “Is that you, or the whisky... ...
08:26 Sun 05th Nov 20233 answers, last by maggiebee 11:47 Sun 05th Nov 2023
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retrocop

New Found Friend

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too... ...
07:53 Sun 05th Nov 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 11:30 Sun 05th Nov 2023
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douglas9401

Suella's Level

Has it finally been found? The might of the nation brought to bear on campers while the invasion continues apace. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-67321319 ...
21:25 Sat 04th Nov 202332 answers, last by tomus42 22:39 Tue 07th Nov 2023
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david small

Lightening The Mood.

Have you ever worn odd socks and couldn't be bothered to change them? Put a coat on backwards? Hurt your shoulder trying to adjust your collar neatly? Got you head stuck in a too small sweater?... ...
09:38 Sat 04th Nov 202322 answers, last by pastafreak 20:58 Sat 04th Nov 2023
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Vagus

Earrings

I stopped wearing them at the start of the pandemic when we wore masks..between wearing specs, dangly earrings and a mask, I used to get very tangled up. I've only recently started wearing them... ...
18:11 Sat 04th Nov 202319 answers, last by Countrylover 17:34 Sun 05th Nov 2023
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Trayc5

Messenger Adult Crossword

5a,Spots Bill ,loveless one(4) A---? 6d,In a hat ,sent up the lady(5) --S-A? 4d,Oddly enough Pauline loses a place in a row(4,2) L-N - U? Any help would be great 
13:01 Sat 04th Nov 202311 answers, last by Bilzer 15:43 Thu 09th Nov 2023
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Rondy

A Few More

The wife says she wants something silky for Christmas.
I bet this emulsion is the wrong colour.
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My mate is a celebrity hairdresser, he was once asked to go to Balmoral to cut Prince William’s... ...
09:29 Sat 04th Nov 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 13:04 Sat 04th Nov 2023
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seekeerz

The K M Links Game - November 2023 Week 1

Good morning everyone - and it's a lovely sunny day here, with almost no wind ....ok it's a breeze but I can live with that !!
I'm beginning to think our climate has several screws loose though,... ...
02:15 Sat 04th Nov 202347 answers, last by nabob 15:37 Sat 11th Nov 2023
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Buenchico

Bbc Quiz : Week 44

Hello again!   Only seven-and-a-bit weeks to the big C-word now! Doesn’t time go by quickly these days?   I started off with a mediocre THREE out of seven in the main quiz this... ...
20:01 Fri 03rd Nov 202331 answers, last by Buenchico 18:24 Sun 05th Nov 2023
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Deb71andy73

Dingbat


                  ME                 ME MCB TH    ME                ...
19:10 Fri 03rd Nov 20236 answers, last by Fibonacci 19:31 Fri 03rd Nov 2023
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1ozzy

One Reason..

..to never fight a pirate. https://ibb.co/vQvQ63D ...
06:13 Fri 03rd Nov 20235 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:57 Fri 03rd Nov 2023
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poorclare

Ireland's Own No 1799

01a  Co Wexford house, said to be the most haunted house in Ireland. (6)  ??f?u?. Eastern European pancake (5)  ????i   Thanking you   😀
10:12 Fri 03rd Nov 20235 answers, last by elliemay1 10:24 Fri 03rd Nov 2023
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Bobbisox1

Have You Ever Hated, I Mean Hated?

I haven't , I dislike ,many do , but hated?  To wish harm on them?
No, I haven't  I don't understand, I really do not  yes,I've had a few vodkas  because today has been awful , pick on me , but not... ...
00:14 Thu 02nd Nov 20238 answers, last by Peter Pedant 15:31 Thu 02nd Nov 2023

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