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Rondy

The Undertaker

Bob, an undertaker recently came home with a black eye. His wife asked him: "What happened to you?"
"I've had a terrible day," says Bob.  "I had to go to a hotel where a guest had died in his... ...
14:28 Wed 25th Oct 20232 answers, last by Khandro 10:37 Thu 26th Oct 2023
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choux

Happy Birthday Mallyh

I hope you have as good a day as this little one xx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5pOOahmyWU&ab_channel=elephantnews ...
09:14 Thu 26th Oct 202326 answers, last by mallyh 07:39 Fri 27th Oct 2023
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Vagus

Nothing In

Until tomorrows click and collect so we're having a quiche from the freezer, some microwaved red onions I unearthed from the veg basket and which appear to be edible, and a tin of sweetcorn. What... ...
16:54 Wed 25th Oct 202327 answers, last by jourdain2 19:57 Wed 25th Oct 2023
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Tilly2

Make Up Some Clues Challenge

Here is a list of 12 words picked at random from my Chambers dictionary. The challenge is to make up some cryptic clues for each or any word. Don't tell how many letters or that will make it... ...
14:20 Wed 25th Oct 202355 answers, last by Hazlinny 17:31 Wed 25th Oct 2023
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DTCwordfan

A Brummy Joke

Man walks into a Brummy tailor and orders a suit. When it's ready he is back in and the black pinstripe is a treat, and the tailor says so as in 'it's looking great on you, sir.' The buyer reflects... ...
16:44 Tue 24th Oct 202312 answers, last by barry1010 23:13 Sat 28th Oct 2023
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Karanina

Coffee Tango

Song that is opposite
19:54 Fri 06th Oct 202320 answers, last by Patsy33 22:56 Tue 24th Oct 2023
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Rondy

Quiz

Called in for a radio quiz the other day.

The presenter asked me did I know anything about geography?

I mentioned that I had a degree in the subject and my hobby was travel.

So she said 'anyway, for... ...
08:15 Tue 24th Oct 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 11:53 Tue 24th Oct 2023
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Rondy

And There's More

A corporal gets called before his CO The CO bellows "Have you been AWOL, I've been trying to find you all morning?!"
"No sir, I was at camouflage practice, Sir!"
 "Well I was at camouflage practice... ...
11:32 Mon 23rd Oct 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 11:41 Mon 23rd Oct 2023
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Rondy

There's More

Two cannibals finished eating a professional footballer.
One said to the other 'what did you think of that?'
His mate replied 'he had a tasty left foot!'. ___ My wife is like a newspaper.

There is a... ...
03:56 Mon 23rd Oct 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 11:10 Mon 23rd Oct 2023
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Squitty

I Have Been Thinking About Fate..

Just recently I was telling a few people that I really had to get out of the job I was in. With deeper thought I had then resigned myself to staying on there for the foreseeable future. But THEN I... ...
10:56 Mon 23rd Oct 20234 answers, last by jourdain2 17:11 Mon 23rd Oct 2023
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Hopkirk

Marriage

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a spade and a club.
18:37 Sun 22nd Oct 20236 answers, last by Hopkirk 11:50 Mon 23rd Oct 2023
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Tuvok

Lincs And Notts Air Ambulance C/D 31 October 2023

Answers are creatures living in water. Stuck on 3 of these: 2. Heavenly summer 16. Military policeman 19. Get sepia from this. All help appreciated.
11:30 Sun 22nd Oct 202312 answers, last by Hazlinny 21:37 Sun 22nd Oct 2023
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Rondy

Best Friend

My very best friend passed away recently. Grieving in front of his grave, I said: "Bro I really miss you, my wife is eight months pregnant and I'd love it If you reincarnated as my new baby." One... ...
13:21 Sun 22nd Oct 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 15:14 Sun 22nd Oct 2023
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Patsy33

Irrational Fear..

I have this irrational fear of Horse chestnut trees.
I will conquer it one day
12:25 Sun 22nd Oct 20238 answers, last by Moorea7 13:04 Sun 22nd Oct 2023
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DTCwordfan

Does Christmas Begin On October The 21St.

Channel 5 is showing the film 'Christmas Bells Are Ringing' ......they must be out of their tiny minds. One sixth of the year to go and they launch this on us. Personally, I think it's about time a... ...
15:09 Sat 21st Oct 202320 answers, last by Canary42 19:32 Sat 21st Oct 2023
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andy-hughes

Mike Yarwood Tribute Tonight

Following his recent passing, much was made of the 'genius' of Mike Yarwood, and his record-breaking viewing figures. I suspect this tribute will show that his shows have not aged well at... ...
14:26 Sat 21st Oct 202331 answers, last by Floko 18:14 Sun 22nd Oct 2023
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MargoTester

Bobby Charlton Has Died Age 86

Just heard on the news
15:01 Sat 21st Oct 202322 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 08:19 Sun 22nd Oct 2023
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Hazlinny

A Few From The Daily Rag

I was furious when I saw two men having a pee just next to my brand new car until they told me they were from the website
Weebyanycar.com If Benny and Bjorn from Abba hd been called Steve and... ...
12:10 Sat 21st Oct 20233 answers, last by Hazlinny 00:44 Thu 29th Aug 2024
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abbeylee90

Which Top Should I Wear Later For My Meal

https://postimg.cc/7J2H62tS/ffc7ae4f   https://postimg.cc/CBpJXTTY/9d53157b https://postimg.cc/w3gYRntS/57fcc4c3   ...
11:40 Sat 21st Oct 2023101 answers, last by abbeylee90 16:04 Sun 29th Oct 2023
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maggiebee

Stormy Weather

Storm Babet is alive and well.  Can't remember the last time we had a storm like this.  Luckily I live on high ground and have never had a problem with flooding. //A Met Office warning for the... ...
15:46 Thu 19th Oct 202359 answers, last by fraser 17:17 Sat 21st Oct 2023

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