I've just opened a new bottle of Bailey's & the drink is very lumpy with cream clots. A horrible sensation to have in your mouth. I have shaken & shaken, apart from using a sieve I just don't know.... ...
Good morning - not too bad here today- sunny, cool and a bit windy but all in all, quite tolerable. I've decided there's no point in complaining - if you do, it turns right around and kicks you... ...
While window-shopping this afternoon I spotted in a poster/painting shop a framed poster with the following slogan...... STOP MAKING STUPID PEOPLE FAMOUS .....which really rang a bell with me... ...
Just tried Kangaroo flavoured beer. You can really taste the hops! ___ My therapist says I need a woman in my life. But all the women I know say I need a therapist. ___ We’ve got an old castle near our... ...
My mate Jimmy visited London for a few days and went to see all the sights. One day, he went on a guided tour of HMS Victory. During the tour, the guide stopped the party and pointed to a raised... ...
My friend George bought his wife a fur coat made out of 3,600 hamster skins and took her to Blackpool. He couldn't get her off the big wheel for two days....
Good evening all! I hope that you’re not being too badly affected by Storm Babet wherever you are. (We still seem to be getting off remarkably lightly here in Suffolk, thankfully). I started off... ...
I'm well aware that I can be one of the most negative posters on here at times. But lets turn that around.... This morning I received a call from the detox unit to ask a few questons pre admission.... ...
These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services: The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other... ...
My daughter is in a lot of pain with her back. She's probably pulled/strained a muscle. Is it usual though, for it to affect the leg and stomach, which is painful too?
. . . doggy reunion stories. (Yes, I know that YouTube is full of them but I thought that this one in particular might help to cheer some people here up a bit... ...
A recent article in the Daily post reported that a man, Dave Harper has sued St Paul's hospital saying that after his wife had surgery there she had lost all interest in sex. A hospital spokesman... ...
2. It could also be a car (4) 5. Not a modular building (3,5) 6. Crossing between next county (6) 12. What are little boys made of ? (5,6) 14. A sword will not trim one (5) 16. It has two sisters... ...
A thief in the butcher shop got charged with chop lifting. Judge said he mutton do it again. ___ I asked my mum why she had a box of persil on top of her telly….. Turns out she had no... ...
Please can you help with the following? 10. North of the border for his acres (7) - Ghillie? 11. Seeing a fine one could be worrying (10) 18. He thinks he is too good for this (4) 20.Found in the... ...