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-SharonA-
I've just opened a new bottle of Bailey's & the drink is very lumpy with cream clots. A horrible sensation to have in your mouth. I have shaken & shaken, apart from using a sieve I just don't know.... ...
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seekeerz
Good morning -  not too bad here today- sunny, cool and a bit windy but all in all, quite tolerable. I've decided there's no point in complaining - if you do, it turns right around and kicks you... ...
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Canary42
While window-shopping this afternoon I spotted in a poster/painting shop a framed poster with the following slogan......  STOP MAKING STUPID PEOPLE FAMOUS .....which really rang a bell with me... ...
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naomi24
I'm on about episode 5.  Has anyone else seen it and if so, what do you think?
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Rondy
Just tried Kangaroo flavoured beer.
You can really taste the hops! ___ My therapist says I need a woman in my life.
But all the women I know say I need a therapist. ___ We’ve got an old castle near our... ...
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Rondy
My mate Jimmy visited London for a few days and went to see all the sights.
One day, he went on a guided tour of HMS Victory.
During the tour, the guide stopped the party and pointed to a raised... ...
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maggiebee
My friend George bought his wife a fur coat made out of 3,600 hamster skins and took her to Blackpool. He couldn't get her off the big wheel for two days....
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Buenchico
Good evening all!   I hope that you’re not being too badly affected by Storm Babet wherever you are. (We still seem to be getting off remarkably lightly here in Suffolk, thankfully).   I started off... ...
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webbo3
Watching episode 1, so far so go good
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nailedit
I'm well aware that I can be one of the most negative posters on here at times. But lets turn that around.... This morning I received a call from the detox unit to ask a few questons pre admission.... ...
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retrocop
  These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services: The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.  Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other... ...
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matron 22
Stuck with the following.                          36 verdict.                        42 come here shall I tell you something but don't tell anyone.             Answers are songs by a well known... ...
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Patsy33
My daughter is in a lot of pain with her back. She's probably pulled/strained a muscle. Is it usual though, for it to affect the leg and stomach, which is painful too?  
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Buenchico
. . . doggy reunion stories.   (Yes, I know that YouTube is full of them but I thought that this one in particular might help to cheer some people here up a bit... ...
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Rondy
A recent article in the Daily post reported that a man, Dave Harper has sued St Paul's hospital saying that after his wife had surgery there she had lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman...
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Redbubbles
2. It could also be a car (4) 5. Not a modular building (3,5) 6. Crossing between next county (6) 12. What are little boys made of ? (5,6) 14. A sword will not trim one (5) 16. It has two sisters... ...
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Rondy
A thief in the butcher shop got charged with chop lifting.
Judge said he mutton do it again. ___ I asked my mum why she had a box of persil on top of her telly…..
Turns out she had no... ...
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Chipchopper
I once saw a dog without a nose. "Really, how did it smell?" Blinking terrible!
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1ozzy
..One shouldn't count their calories.  https://ibb.co/GdWJZ8n ...
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granny grump
Please can you help with the following? 10. North of the border for his acres (7) - Ghillie? 11. Seeing a fine one could be worrying (10) 18. He thinks he is too good for this (4) 20.Found in the... ...

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