I went to the doctors about my blocked ear. He said, "What ear is it?" I said, "Two thousand and twenty three." ___ I was addicted to Nesquik for 10 years then decided to go cold turkey. Haven't had...
Good morning everyone - overcast and decidedly drizzly out there so I’m staying put inside, the fires lit and the ‘children’ have settled down, they’re happy …it’s just me jumping up to stoke it every...
Good evening! Just a lowly THREE out of seven in the main quiz for me this week: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-66453184 Even worse though, I could only manage ONE out of five in the junior quiz :(...
I think many people outside Ireland don't understand the enormous love and respect which Sinéad O'Connor inspired from the people of Ireland. https://www.bbc.com/news/in-pictures-66440464 She wasn't...
A bit vague I know but I am trying to identify a song that I'm pretty sure was around in the 80s. The only thing i have is a description of the video that went with it. It was a pretty disjointed song...
Stuck on a few . 3/ Once used to inflate a ball (6 7) 11/ Canapés served here (6 6) 16/ Joint swelling ( 10, 4) 20/ Seaman’s suitcase (8 5) 28/ Widely known person is in —— ( 3 6 3 ) Thank you....
Good morning everyone - after a pretty chilly start, the day is looking quite promising - the sun is shining and with no wind it makes being outdoors a distinct possibility- perhaps I’ll leave my...
Good morning everyone - rather dull and dismal today, and that’s about it …well they say sunshine later but who knows ….not inspiring in any way !! Not sure about this lot either - BOAT BIRD BARS BEAM...
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: Certainly not! There's no proof of it. Boss: Well, there is now. After you left early to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you....
I accidentally put my wallet in the freezer last night. It turned out to be a good thing, though. I really needed some cold, hard cash. ___ I ordered a frankfurter in a Newcastle chip shop, they gave...
Police arrested two kids, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. - I was in Tescos and saw a man and woman wrapped in a barcode....
Good morning everyone - still a bit bleak out there, but much quieter once the 9am pandemonium was over !! A good morning for a bit of a lie in in bed and plot for the day ahead !! Not sure what I...
I like the Liverpudlian accent , the Scottish accent but not the Glaswegian one, the southern Irish one but not keen on the very Brum one, like the West Country ooh rah ooh rah and the Bristolian one...
We're having fillet steak, chips, mushrooms, onion rings and peppercorn sauce. We have Dark Horse Cab Sauv and Cono Sur Viognier to accompany. What's tickling your tastebuds on the best night of the...