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Ken4155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipVl2cL80VM&t=26s...
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maggiebee
Wullie was reading a classified ad in the local paper where a woman was selling her brand new car. It had only 3,000 miles. "Like new," the ad boasted. "Mint condition. £75.00." He laughed to himself,...
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Patsy33
I've noticed Bazile hasn't been on here for quite a while now..Hope he is ok...
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Rondy
Wife on phone..panting and screaming....where are you? Me... I'm at the pub Wife... I think the baby's coming.. Me... He won't get in, he's underage....
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abbeyleigh
https://postimg.cc/c6Z6c09z/504fa3eb https://postimg.cc/hQJYdHd1/92ee7969...
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lynbrown
My GP prescribed a box of the above medicine for constipation. She never said how long to take them. My constipation was getting better and I wrote to her, asking how long I needed to take them. She...
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smurfchops
I’ve got myself a date with a woman who self identifies as a wheelie bin. Trouble is I can’t remember whether I am taking her out Tuesday or Wednesday....
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Buenchico
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-66037455...
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Chairman2001
You can go from fat to fit ---- with one good vowel movement.
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LadyCG
1. The weather has cooled down considerably, thank goodness. 2. Payday on Thursday and we're getting our lump sum, pay arrears, etc, too. 3. My Car booting friend has found me two pots of Chanel...
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mum61e
No special formatting, completely plain, just CEINOUTRST in black letters placed across the centre of a white square....
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Bobbisox1
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eKpVQm41f8Y&pp=ygUZdGhlIGxvY29tb3Rpb24gbGl0dGxlIGV2YQ%3D%3D...
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maggiebee
We've got a bird of prey that only dances to 80s music at night....... Our kestrel maneuvers in the dark.......
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maggiebee
I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went: "Hello sir, how are you today?" "I'm very well, thank you for asking. And how are you? And, more to the...
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anneasquith
Best Interest, recommend this but, beware if you are feeling fragile .
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Bobbisox1
Liked him in the 60s , great voice...
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crosseyed-cat
imaginary improbability (7)
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Fieldsman
Route running from Chicago to Los Angeles (5-3) S???? ?I? Former kingdom and province of Germany (6) S????? Science worker (9) P?????I?T...
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Arksided
I've just had some spicy Chicken with Mayo onion and garlic dip. What's on your menu?...
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maggiebee
An old lady went into a bar in Ibiza and saw a man with his feet propped upon a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The old woman asked the man if it's true what they say about men with...

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