Wullie was reading a classified ad in the local paper where a woman was selling her brand new car. It had only 3,000 miles. "Like new," the ad boasted. "Mint condition. £75.00." He laughed to himself,...
Wife on phone..panting and screaming....where are you?
Me... I'm at the pub
Wife... I think the baby's coming..
Me... He won't get in, he's underage....
My GP prescribed a box of the above medicine for constipation. She never said how long to take them. My constipation was getting better and I wrote to her, asking how long I needed to take them. She...
I’ve got myself a date with a woman who self identifies as a wheelie bin. Trouble is I can’t remember whether I am taking her out Tuesday or Wednesday....
1. The weather has cooled down considerably, thank goodness. 2. Payday on Thursday and we're getting our lump sum, pay arrears, etc, too. 3. My Car booting friend has found me two pots of Chanel...
I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went: "Hello sir, how are you today?" "I'm very well, thank you for asking. And how are you? And, more to the...
An old lady went into a bar in Ibiza and saw a man with his feet propped upon a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The old woman asked the man if it's true what they say about men with...