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Patsy33

Bank Loan.

Paddy went to the bank for a loan. The teller says, "I'm sorry, but the loan arranger isn't in today". "Ok" Paddy replies, "I'll speak to Tonto if he's in?"......
12:01 Thu 03rd Nov 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 12:35 Thu 03rd Nov 2016
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lorus

Rte 45 Thursday November 3Rd 2016

24d Begin a relationship where it may come to an end (5) 18a Is it hard behind bars to get one over ? (6.1,8) I have an answer for 18a ,but one letter doesn't fit in with in with 16d...
11:58 Thu 03rd Nov 20166 answers, last by donny48 12:21 Thu 03rd Nov 2016
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Patsy33

An Embarrassing Problem.

A man goes to a pharmacy and asks to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman behind the counter replies that she is the pharmacist, that she and her sister own the drugstore, and that there are no males...
22:16 Wed 02nd Nov 20164 answers, last by marval 15:58 Thu 03rd Nov 2016
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Patsy33

I Love This Version. ( Hallelujah)

https://youtu.be/HKnxmkOAj88...
10:50 Wed 02nd Nov 201630 answers, last by Nightcleaner 11:03 Fri 04th Nov 2016
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Patsy33

Had Enough.

I'm fed up with my boyfriend keep leaving me every weekend to go fishing, so I told him to sling his hook!
09:57 Wed 02nd Nov 201620 answers, last by Patsy33 19:41 Wed 02nd Nov 2016
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melv16

Quote Of The Day :-)

The Mrs was having her nails done and was discussing holidays with nail lady. "We're thinking of going to Norfolk for a short break", says the Mrs."Is that in Devon?" Was the reply.....chortle...
18:57 Wed 02nd Nov 201689 answers, last by jno 14:35 Fri 04th Nov 2016
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queenofmean

How Do You Get A Cat To Lose Weight

My vet has asked me to reduce the weight of one of my cats. Teddy is a timid soul so getting him to come out is a struggle. He only eats a small breakfast of us Urinary dry food a small sachet of...
17:49 Wed 02nd Nov 201620 answers, last by CrapAtCryptics 20:08 Wed 02nd Nov 2016
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marval

It's A Bit

I went outside this morning and a cup fell out of the sky and smashed on my head. Then another cup smashed on the floor in front of me and another one on my shoulder. I went back inside the house and...
18:43 Wed 02nd Nov 20168 answers, last by Tilly2 19:05 Wed 02nd Nov 2016
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Chipchopper

A Cheesy One

Did you hear about the guy on the dele counter who painted his wife ? He double Gloucester :-)...
18:34 Wed 02nd Nov 201610 answers, last by Patsy33 19:00 Wed 02nd Nov 2016
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Patsy33

Heavenly Mistake.

A man is sitting in heaven happily carving a wooden puppet. Jesus walks by and asks him why he toils so as in heaven everything is provided. The wood carver tells Jesus that in his life on earth he...
13:09 Wed 02nd Nov 20165 answers, last by Patsy33 17:23 Wed 02nd Nov 2016
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weecalf

There

There is no regularity in Nature ..........there's wan for you to ponder on...
10:30 Wed 02nd Nov 201629 answers, last by Old_Geezer 17:10 Wed 02nd Nov 2016
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andypipwilly

Look No Hands!

"I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free."...
12:52 Wed 02nd Nov 20167 answers, last by andypipwilly 16:54 Wed 02nd Nov 2016
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queenofmean

Bout Time

I feel like a PROPER human being today...no aches, no pains, no feeling like a badgers bottom. I feel like Queenie again *high five*...
10:31 Wed 02nd Nov 201611 answers, last by queenofmean 18:10 Wed 02nd Nov 2016
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SADQ

Fun In The Sun

3. a sea divider? 10 letters. 7. ill water jumps perhaps? 8 letters. 70. Sounds like an original way to get in? 7 letters. 72. A resort in a convent north of France? 7 letters. Thank you in advance....
09:06 Wed 02nd Nov 201611 answers, last by SADQ 13:36 Wed 02nd Nov 2016
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oldfool54

Ill Water Jumps Perhaps

Enter Further Question Details Here...
16:13 Tue 01st Nov 201621 answers, last by Mamyalynne 00:05 Mon 07th Nov 2016
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marval

Are You Less Privileged?

I have received an e-mail from a lady dying of cancer, her husband died five years ago. She has chosen me to distribute her twenty-five million dollar wealth. Let me know if you think you qualify. I...
18:01 Tue 01st Nov 201635 answers, last by joggerjayne 22:29 Tue 01st Nov 2016
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andypipwilly

Make No Bones About It

Thanks to fossils, archaeologists have been able to determine that there was once a genetic mutation millions of year ago, causing the creation of a five-legged dinosaur. As far as we know, this is...
17:15 Tue 01st Nov 201610 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:58 Tue 01st Nov 2016
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Birdfeeder

Sour Milk Smell

Just got back from a few days away (not sure it was worth it) to find that some nameless person had spilt milk in the fridge and although they had cleaned it up from the shelves some had gone under...
16:15 Tue 01st Nov 201610 answers, last by Tilly2 20:14 Tue 01st Nov 2016
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queenofmean

Flu Vaccine

I had this Friday morning and since then I've felt horrendous. Been sick, now I'm all achey, sore head, woozy if I don't eat, quite tired and easily tired. Could I be having a reaction to the vaccine?...
15:14 Tue 01st Nov 20166 answers, last by queenofmean 15:44 Tue 01st Nov 2016
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Bazile

On Time

A man asks a farmer near a field, - “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer replies - “Sure, go right...
12:43 Tue 01st Nov 20164 answers, last by cupid04 17:54 Tue 01st Nov 2016

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